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I will jork my penits exactly one (1) time for each note on this post

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I will jork my penits exactly one (1) time for each note on this post

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I will jork my penits exactly one (1) time for each note on this post

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I will jork my penits exactly one (1) time for each note on this post

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YOUNG MOTHER NEEDS BLOOD TRANSFUSION‼️

UPDATED 19 July 2025——As discussed previously, Bshaer has contracted a horrible infection due to drinking water contaminated by the IOF invasion.

**She URGENTLY needs $1000 usd to pay for the transfusion and the requisite exams. WITHOUT THIS BLOOD TRANSFUSION, BSHAER WILL DIE.**

Please donate anything you can, and share her family's GFM and Chuffed campaigns across all your social media accounts!!

CURRENT: $61,025 out of $62,025 usd on GFM

Need to raise: $1000 usd

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oh crap i think i broke smth bc now it wont stop reblogging

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Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

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if you got any spare change to kick my way my paypal is cyrdrawings@gmail.com (can also kick it over at paypal.me/titletier) and i promise thisll be the last time i ask for money like this or else ill idk just go put myself in a lake or something. cause im genuinely embarassed that ive been unemployed this long LOL

$400 at $120 expenses/month means it can last me 3-4 months, and again I can pay you back what you've donated once I get a job. dont send money to my kofi if youre expecting art from the dono please i have requests/comms i owe and cant take on any more for how long ive kept previous inquiries waiting. if you need something to sweeten the pot i have a DIO figure i can sell you for like $50 usd or like. a lightly used copy of FE3H for like $20. I can do tricks as well for a $1 like a bad handstand. anyway thanks for reading

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

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Fucking killer story map from NPR. A+++

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People who insist tumblr must be 90% LGBT because their self-curated dash is have never gotten a weird comment on a post and went to check the person's blog and discovered an entire deep subculture of christian and tradwife users reblogging anti-abortion quotes and transphobia between each other. I promise you they're on here.

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dogthey kris is so important to me

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Can't leave him out of the misery

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GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here's a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Darling,' an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said

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mother's embrace