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"what if we become strangers?"
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ummm puts hand on hip to show im unconvinced
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Hawk’s little egg commentary and boiled egg preparation in this scene is partially why I love him as a character so much
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YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE
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YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE
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no cause when billy joel said "they say that these are not the best of times, but theyre the only times ive ever known" and when he said "the good ol days werent always good, and tomorrow aint as bad as it seems" and "slow down, youre doing fine, you cant be everything you wanna be before your time" and-
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do not raise a foul word against tofu in my presence
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hamlet / bill and ted’s excellent adventure
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it’s awesome how we have unlimited chances to become a better version of ourselves
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Hey. Don’t cry. “I fell in love with a lovely kitten. That kitten was myself.” and “I am happy because everyone loves me.” by Louis Wain, okay?
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if they made Jurassic Park an aquarium it'd be over for me. sitting in the megalodon tunnel swaying back and forth as the sirens wailed. "god that fish is big" i would say. and i would be right.
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I don’t think I have an Attention Deficit. I think I have an Attention Surplus. Attention is pointing Everywhere and frankly whatever you wrote in your email is not as captivating as That Radom Noise I’m Hearing
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