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what i've been up to the past 20 minutes
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i saw a very pigeon looking pigeon the other day.
looked like it walked straight outta some animated film with basic pigeon looking pigeons.
apparently it flew into a staffs face then proceeded to follow them around.
it was a very pigeon looking pigeon.
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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.
Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.
Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.
Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE
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The prompt was ‘detention.’
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downloaded the new infinitity nikki update and guys
im holding hands with a woman lets gooo

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you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*
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good news, they updated! bad news, im caught up again and they dont post next week.
its happening again
ive caught up to the dnd podcast ive been listening to for the past 2 weeks and im so upset. give me my little guys back. they are so silly i need them.
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ive caught up to the dnd podcast ive been listening to for the past 2 weeks and im so upset. give me my little guys back. they are so silly i need them.
#uuuugh i wanna know what happens nextt#for anyone wondering which podcast it is#its nat19 gilligans grave#is very good i recommend#anyways back to suffering#whhhyyyyy
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this was my 13th reason especially the hand i hated every second of this
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hey whats up guys @castielrisingabove's tags on this post absolutely obliterated me. so i drew them and now they get to obliterate you too. enjoy
[ID: a Gravity Falls comic of Ford and Stan Pines, with text overlaid. Ford, in Stan's clothes in the Fearamid with a heartbroken frown, is captioned: "something about realizing far too late"
The memory gun reading "Stanley Pines," is captioned: "that you don't have all the time in the world to be angry with him"
Ford in the flashback of A Tale of Two Stans, arguing with Stanley (offscreen), captioned: "you had a decade"
Ford coming out of the portal and throwing a punch, captioned: "you had thirty years"
Ford glaring at Stanley (offscreen) in the Mystery Shack, the same scene he gives Stan his ultimatum. Captioned: "you had so long that you thought you had forever. but you don't. you never did."
Once more in the Fearamid, Ford aiming the memory gun, captioned: "and now you have to look your brother in the eye"
Stan in the flashback of A Tale of Two Stans, in the same argument with (offscreen) Ford, holding Journal 1 and looking devastated, captioned: "the same man who spent a decade"
Stan welcoming Ford back, spreading his arms for a hug he won't receive, captioned: "and thirty years"
Stan in the Mystery Shack, glaring back at his (offscreen) brother, captioned: "and forever wishing he could just be your brother again"
Ford closing his eyes as the memory gun fires, captioned: "and it hits you just how many things you wanted to be with your brother beyond angry — but time's run out."
A black background, captioned: "your brother's gone for good. and you're the one who pulled the trigger." End ID.]
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rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^
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This is the money frog, if you see him you will soon receive money and frogs
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