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„Being an ENTP is just like having adhd and being on drugs for 24/7- but it's free at least you know, so not that bad.“

-ENTP [@entpgodxomplex (stereotypically has adhd)]

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Why I don‘t like them.

The evil types aren‘t evil, but bossy 24/7 which is why they are represented as evil. But there are still things that annoy me to hell.

ENTJ: She is the worst when it comes to accepting diffrent opinions. So ignorant of other people when she is in a bad mood.

ESTJ: She never- NEVER- apologized for anything she has ever done. Never.

ESTP: Thinks he is cool in situations, where he should be more like an adult. Cant be serious in important toppings and doesn’t want to talk about them. Kind of an ass.

ENTP: She can‘t accept she is wrong and lies when get cought. She is good at lying but uses it to put herself in the victim role.

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It‘s weird isn‘t it?

Since I‘m looking at mbti and the types, I have noticed that there are four types which are labeld as evil. ESTJ-ENTJ-ENTP-ESTP

The ESTJ is represented as a evil and strict with no flexibility in theire way.

The ENTJ the same way, but theire picture is more of a leader of a company with curoption.

The ESTP is known for being spontaneous, but also for being stupid but inteligent enough to kill. (Which is bullshit theire Se is so powerfull)

The ENTP has the reputation of a villan with 100 torture methods, 30 new build weapons and a few billions on the bank account. (of course stolen)

But why? What makes them evil?

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Oh, this is where the ESTP‘s end up

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Types during lecture:

Listens carefully and makes notes, asks if there are any problems: ENFJ, ENTJ, ESTJ, INTJ, ISTP

Listens, doesn’t understand everything but waay to shy to ask the teacher, accepts their fate: ISTJ, ISFP, ISFJ, INFJ, ESFJ

Does the homework for the next lesson: ESTP, ENFP, ESFP

Brings the teacher to despair with their questions: ENTP, INFP

Is absent: INTP

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When meeting the MBTI world:

It‘s a theory, not proven and mistyping someone is common. The test is fun, but doesn‘t explain ppl by just giving them a type: ESTP ISTP ESTJ ISTJ ISFP ESFP ESFJ ISFJ

THIS TEST EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! I‘M AN xNxx MOM DAD LOOK TAKE THE TEST! NOW NOW!: ENTP INTP ENTJ INTJ INFP ENFP ENFJ INFJ

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Types confronted with a math problem:

Thinks, tries to solve it and asks for help if they couldn‘t finish it, like any normal human being should do: ESFJ, ISTP, ESFP, ISFJ, ENFP

They try to keep their cool, but get frustrated for not solving the problem, even getting angry and dissatisfied: INFP, INFJ, INTJ, ESTJ, ISFP

Not exepting help because they want to solve it on their own way and try again and again, not giving up: ENTJ, ENTP, ENFJ

Choose not to do math so no problem could accure: ESTP, ISTJ, INTP

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Types as people i know:

ENTJ: has punched me in the face like twice, lacks personality

INTJ: knew my name and had my number befor i told him

ENTP: had a sleepover at my house, forgott car keys and her baby in my room

INTP: forgott my name even tho knowing me for a lifetime

ESTP: best friend and enemy, greatest humor of all my friends, lacks a heart

ISTP: most annoying person i have ever met omg.

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ENTP: i dont hate people, i just want to rule them, change them, be their leader and tell them what to do

INTP: so you want to be a dictator?

ENTP: no, a leader

ESFP: but you want to rule and change them?

ENTP: yeah but in a good way

INTP: what is a good way?

ENTP: like how i want it

ISTJ: so you want to change them into what you want?

ENTP: no- i-....

[entp, close to punch them]

ESTP: bro, don‘t we all?

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meeting w/ the thinkers:

ENTJ: holds the meeting and wants to discuss an importand issue

ESTJ: has all the facts and details about the issue

INTP: tries to focus but gives up and sends a meme to entp

INTJ: has given up trying to explain why the issue is not an issue

ENTP: missed the meeting, is now lying in bed and sending memes back to intp

ESTP: wears a cool jacket, styled hair and expensive watch, looks at the entj and laughs bc he is the reason why there is an issue to discuss

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Thinkers with feelers:

[crying ISFP runs away]

ISTP: "Stop! There is a red light!"

ESTJ: is mad bc isfp cries so loud

ESTP: prays isfp falls and hurts himself

ISTJ: "idk why he‘s crying" puts scary mask down

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psycho and empath:

100% empath, has heart of gold and the brain of a bird: ESFJ, INFP, ISFJ

20% psycho 80% empath, most likely to end up as a feminazi: INFJ, ESFP, ISTP, ENFJ

50% psycho 50% empath, they have borderline and don‘t care: ISFP, ESTJ, ENFP

80% psycho 20% empath, hobby is killing and has a kidnap starterpack: ESTP, ENTJ, ISTJ

100% psycho, no heart but the brain of albert einstein in their basement: ENTP, INTP, INTJ

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"Where is your heart?“

ESFJ: in the hands of my loved ones

INFP: with god and jesus

ESFP: with my bf/gf

INFJ: my family owns it

ENFP: in my childhood

and then we have them...

ESTP: where money is

ENTP: in my chest...?

INTP: *evil smile* DONT HAVE ONE

ENTJ: *pukes when he thinks of love*

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Types as mental disorders:

INTJ: narcisstic personality disorder

ENTJ: obsessiv compulsive disorder

INTP: dependent personality disorder

ENTP: antisocial personality disorder

INFP: bipolar disorder

ENFP: dependent personality disorder

INFJ: dissociative disorder

ENFJ: muliple personality disorder

ISTJ: schizoid personality disorder

ESTJ: extreme OCD

ISFJ: paranoid personality disorder

ESFJ: anxious personality disorder

ISTP: schizotypal personality disorder

ESTP: psychotic personality disorder

ESFP: histrionic personality disorder

ISFP: borderline personality disorder

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The thinkers w/feelers:

[crying ESFJ sits on banch]

INTJ: ahm ... do you have something in your eye?

INTP: *sits down and cries with ESFJ* look I have depression too

ENTJ: *takes out a gun* *stressed* stop crying or i‘ll kill you

ENTP: is the reason why ESFJ cries

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The psychopaths under the types:

ESTP: proud of being one

ENTP: doesn‘t know he is one until online test

ENTJ: uses it for money

ESTJ: uses it for manipulation

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INTP: ... is probably a serial killer

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xNTP: hey guys, am I a psychopath?

ISTP:

ENFP:

ESFP:

INFP:

every other type:

xNTP: hm... *points gun at ISFJ‘s head*

xNTP: ISFJ, am I?

ISFJ: n...no

xNTP: knew it. *smiles and puts gun down*