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WHEN THEY FALL THEN THEY’LL KNOW EACH OTHER. WHEN WE FALL WE MAKE ROOM FOR ANOTHER. WHAT IS THIS?
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The slate of his face breaks, gradually, as if ice were expanding and splitting into the forehead. Still, there’s a social responsibility to stay and wait for the bill. Hesitantly, firmly: “How are you so… fucking cool about that?”
❛ It seems to happen a lot. I’ve just gotten used to it. ❜ His own criminal behavior has been long-abandoned in his past. He has no desire to to aggravate it.
#sixtwelve#& . ( 𝓲ɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. )#V : I DO NOT TEACH PHILOSOPHY.#hidey ho neighbor whats with all the bloody trashbags!
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I’m still on vacation but feel free to like this for a starter. I’ll hit you up in IM (or askbox if you prefer it) and plot some stuff. My skype is also at WEIRDDOGDAD if you wanna talk there.
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- Religion and politics: Don’t.
“So he’s still out there.”
❛ Yes. With more than a few broken bones and a sense of self-preservation. I gave him enough to last several months. ❜
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& . sixtwelve .
“You don’t vote?”
❛ I was thinking more along the lines of citizens arrest, but yes, I also don’t vote. ❜
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Theodore hands off a low, sweeping nod. “- n’They had to die.”
❛ I didn’t kill him. Beat him in Beowulf fashion...but I didn’t kill him. I didn’t feel like handling the police, not with their ways, so I just let him run off. I don’t believe in civil duties. ❜
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@entrofil | starter call

“Oh, really? Never met a cat burglar before.”
❛ Neither had I. He had entered through the bathroom window and I wasn’t prepared to fight him from the shower. ❜ An awkwardly baritone laugh.
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“Tell us why you’re here, Harley.”
I can’t get comfortable in my seat. Everyone’s eyes are on me, their dead gazes pouring into me. That makes me feel gross. I’ve never seen them before, in the mind’s eye or otherwise, and I hope I’ll never see them again. Someone coughs. I’m taking too long. I smile; I can make a joke.
“Ol’ ball ‘n chain’s been drivin’ me outta my mind. Ha. Ha-ha.”
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spiritdanced :
So I saw this video for the first time and I’m trash so take this and enjoy it. (Or not. That’s cool). Feel free to change/add/whatever anything to make it fit. Blanks mean “insert your word here” I guess.
‘ Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it’s B E A U T I F U L. ’
‘ It’s b e a u t i f u l. ’
‘In the year negative a billion ______ might not have been here. ’
‘ And now there’s lots of trees. Because it’s warmer. ’
‘ They’re basically hanging out in between the mountains, eating nuts off trees. ’
‘ Ding dong, it’s the outside world. ’
‘ They have technology from the future. Like really good metal. And crazy rice farms. ’
‘ That means that if you own the farm, you own the food, which is something everybody needs to survive. So that makes you King. ’
‘ A heavenly super person, or Emperor for short. ’
‘ Knock, knock. Get the door. It’s religion. ’
‘ Please try this religion. ’
‘ Then the government was taken over by another clique. ’
‘ Can you call us something else, other than dipshit? ’
‘ How about ‘Sunrise Land’? ’
‘ They conquered the north, finally. Get that squared away. ’
‘ They really didn’t give a shit about running a country. ’
‘ How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? ’
‘ Hire a samurai. ’
‘ Everyone started hiring a samurai. ’
‘ Correction: rich people hired a samurai. ’
‘ They let the Emperor still be “Emperor”. ’
‘ Breaking news: The Mongols have invaded _____. ’
‘ We’ve invaded _____. Please respect us, or else we might invade you as well. ’
‘ So the ______ came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. ’
actually a Typhoon
‘ And the Emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants. That’s fine. ’
‘ It’s time for Who’s Going to be the Next Shogun? ’
‘ So he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk. ’
‘ Everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down. ’
‘ Knock knock, it’s Europe. ’
‘ No, they’re not here to take over, they just wanna sell some shit. ’
‘ Like clocks, and guns, and Jesus. ’
‘ Now I’m going to invade Korea and then hopefully China, he said. And failed. And also died. ’
‘ A lot of people support him. But a lot of people support not supporting him. ’
‘ No one can leave and no one can come in. Except the _____. ’
‘ Knock knock. It’s the United States. ’
‘ Somehow made the Emperor the Emperor again. ’
‘ And you know what else is western? That’s right, conquering stuff. ’
‘ Stop, no, you can’t take that. We were going to build a railroad through here to try and get some warm water. ’
‘ Can you maybe chill? ’
(scared of russia)
‘ ___ make an alliance together so they can be a little less scared of Russia. ’
[You’ve got mail].
‘ im interested in taking over the world, and i was wondering if you could be my friend. ’
(1) new war request.
❛ history of japan ❜ starter meme
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& . f a u n b o r n .
❝ you’re gonna get me past the gate! NO WAY IN HELL, is rosita gonna let me just walk out ON MY OWN– so you’re…. my ‘babysitter’. trust me, i don’t like it either; but hey, i’ll make sure ya’ DON’T GET BIT, promise. ❞
❛ Is there no one else who can take you? ❜ He’s slow and untrained and the first to recognize the miracle that has been his survival thus far. He’s not the most likely candidate.
#faunborn#& . ( 𝓲ɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. )#V : MOM AT MY HIP. DAD IN THE GROUND.#jim: this kid's gonna die. shit
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❝ y’ready for this, OR what? ❞ bambi’s got that notorious look of mischief in his eyes, and OH, BOY– that is never a good thing.
&&. @entrofil
❛ What are we readying for again? ❜ Jim’s sure he’s opposed to it.
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skype drop @ weirddogdad
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halsey ‘badlands’ starter sentences
CASTLE: “I’m sick of all these people talking.” “I’m already choking on my pride.” “They wanna make me their queen.” “There’s no use crying about it.” “I probably shouldn’t be so mean.” “I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut.” HOLD ME DOWN: “My demons are begging me to open up my mouth.” “He told me I was holy.” “He’s got me on my knees.” “This is what I live for.” “Throw me in the deep end and watch me drown.” NEW AMERICANA: “The city’s ours until fall.” “We don’t feel like outsiders at all.” “We know very well who we are.” “What kind of dough have you been spending?” DRIVE: “I can never keep my eyes off this.” “All we do is think about the feelings the we hide.” “It never felt like home to me.” “Would it really kill you if we kissed?” HURRICANE: “He’s got an eye for girls of eighteen.” “I held him captive by my kiss.” “I’m a one night stand.” “I’m the violence in the pouring rain.” “I reminded myself to keep you far away from me.” “You could devastate me.” ROMAN HOLIDAY: “Do you remember the taste of my lips that night?” “I remember the fear in your eyes.” “The timing’s never right.” GHOST: “I’m searching for something that I can’t reach.” “I don’t like them innocent.” “You say that you’re no good for me.” “I swear I hate you when you leave, but I like it anyway.” “I know I’m gonna leave him.” COLORS: “You’re only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope.” “You’re ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece.” “I’m still waking in the morning, but it’s not with you.” COLORS, PT 2: “Everything is dripping like a saturated sun.” “I hope you make it to the day you’re _____ years old.” STRANGE LOVE: “Everybody wants to know if we fucked in the bathroom sink.” “But the ending is the same every damn time.” “They think I’m insane.” “They think my lover is strange.” “That’s the beauty of a secret.” “They can’t believe I made you weak.” “These days I can’t seem to get along with anyone.” COMING DOWN: “I found god - I found him in a lover.” “I found the devil - I found him in a lover.” “Now we’re lost somewhere in outer space.” “I’m such a fool for sacrifice.” “I’ve got a lover and I’m unforgiven.” HAUNTING: “Keep on haunting me.” “I was pure as a river.” “Now I think I’m possessed.” “I’ve been cold since you left.” “You’ve got your own mistakes in bed at home.” “You’ve got a fire inside but your heart’s so cold.” “I’ve tried to wash you away, but you just won’t leave.” GASOLINE: “Are you insane like me?” “You can’t wake up - this is not a dream.” “I think there’s a flaw in my code.” “These voices won’t leave me alone.” “My heart is gold and my hands are cold.” CONTROL: “I sat alone in bed until morning.” “I tried to hold these secrets inside me.” “I’m meaner than my demons.” “God damn right, you should be scared of me.” “Who is in control?” YOUNG GOD: “You know we’re gonna be legends.” “I know you wanna go to heaven, but you’re human tonight.” “Do you feel like a young god?” “My tongue is a weapon.” “If you wanna go to heaven, you should fuck me tonight.” I WALK THE LINE: “I keep a close eye on this heart of mine.” “I find myself alone when each day is through.” “You give me cause for love I can’t hide.”
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MOVIE SENTENCE STARTERS: 80S EDITION
below are a collection of quotes from some of my favorite 80s movies.
ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING
“I’ll make it very clear: you slip me the cash, and I’ll slip you the weiner.” “Don’t fuck with the babysitter.” “Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.” “Get out of my house!” “I can only dream about having somebody like her as a girlfriend, but you’ve got her, and you treat her like this?” “Don’t waste your time, half pint. Her legs are locked together at the knee.” “I’d love to hit you. I’d love to pound on your face!” “You’re so slimy, I won’t sink to your level.” “If you give me any grief I swear to God I’ll kill you. Dead, murdered, stabbed.” “Get in the car and run him over.” “How could a righteous babe like you be lonely?” “That’s the sweetest thing anybody’s ever said to me.” “My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch?” “Tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life.” “I am not losing anything, I am still in control here! Got it?” “I’m trying to get a date, you’re cramping my style!” “Girls like you come along once in a lifetime.” “And you’re just a girl in love with an asshole.” “I got a little banged up.”
BACK TO THE FUTURE
“Great Scott!” “Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” “This is heavy.” “Why do you keep calling me Calvin?” “It’s written all over your underwear.” “Hey, you! Get your damn hands off her!” “I finally invent something that works!” “Maybe you were adopted.” “I guess you aren’t ready for that yet.” “You look so familiar to me. Do I know your mother?” “Are you sure about this storm?” “Since when can weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future?” “You’ve really made a difference in my life. You’ve given me something to shoot for.” “I’m really gonna miss you.” “Even if your intentions are good, it can backfire drastically!” “If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.” “What the hell is a gigawatt?” “It’s not like I’ve never parked before.” “You seem so nervous. Is something wrong?” “I swiped it from the old lady’s liquor cabinet.” “If you let people walk over you now, they’ll be walking over you for the rest of your life.” “I figured, what the hell?” “Since you’re new here, I’m gonna cut you a break, today.” “Why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here?” “I thought I told you never to come in here.” “I’m your density.” “I’ve never picked a fight in my entire life.” “I can’t keep up of all of your boyfriends!” “History is gonna change.” “One rejection isn’t the end of the world.” “What are you looking at, butthead?” “I’m gonna get that son of a bitch.” “Say hi to your mom for me.” “Where are my pants?” “I’ve never seen purple underwear before!” “I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you got for me is lite beer?” “You really think I ought to swear?”
PRETTY IN PINK
“We don’t have a candy machine in the boy’s room!” “I’m not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me.” “I can’t believe you’re saying this.” “She thinks you’re shit. And deep down, you know she’s right.” “It’s called a sense of humor - you should get one - they’re nice.” “C'mon, I’m talking about more than just sex here.” “You know, I’ve been out with a lot of girls at this school. I don’t see what makes you so different.” “I have taste.” “You’re a bitch” “I’m off like a dirty shirt.” “I just want them to know that they didn’t break me.” “You don’t have the guts to tell me the truth.” “That’s a major appliance, that’s not a name!” “You know what an older women does for me?” “May I admire you?” “Drinking and driving don’t mix – that’s why I ride a bike.” “Why don’t you just… nail her, and get it over with?” “Why are you getting involved?” “I’m getting really bored with this conversation, all right?” “If you want your piece of low-grade ass, fine.” “Does he have… strong lips?” “This is a really volcanic ensemble you’re wearing, it’s really marvelous!” “I believed in you. I just didn’t believe in me.” “Good Morning! Welcome to another day of higher education!” “This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you’re ruining it for me!” “Love’s a bitch.” “Do you hear yourself? Do you hear the same asshole shit I hear?” “What, do I have to spell it out for you?” “Nobody appreciates your sense of humor.” “Why don’t you go to take a shower, you look like shit.”
THE BREAKFAST CLUB
“We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.” “I’ll do anything sexual. I don’t need a million dollars to do it either.” “I’m a nymphomaniac.” “I’m not going to discuss my private life with total strangers.” “If you say you haven’t, you’re a prude. If you say you have you’re a slut. It’s a trap.” “You’re a tease and you know it.” “Why don’t you just answer the question?” “What do you need a fake I.D. for?” “You wanna come over sometime?” “Eat my shorts.” “I’m doing society a favor.” “You really think I give a shit?” “Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?” “Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.” “Why are you being so nice to me?” “Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat’s what it is.” “When you grow up, your heart dies.” “I have a really low tolerance for dehydration.” “I could disappear forever and it wouldn’t make any difference.” “I might as well not even exist at this school, remember?” “You’re so pathetic.” “Don’t you ever compare yourself to me.” “Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.” “You won’t accept a guy’s tongue in your mouth, and you’re going to eat that?” “I’m telling the truth, that makes me a bitch?” “You have problems.” “Speak for yourself.” “You’re kind of sexy when you’re angry.” “Would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?” “I don’t think either one of them gives a shit about me. It’s like they use me just to get back at each other.” “Being bad feels pretty good, huh?” “You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you.” “Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off… “
THE GOONIES
“It’s our time down here.” “Just throw everything into cardboard boxes.” “Always separate the drugs.” “I want you to spill your guts, tell us everything!” “I’m not all alone in the dark. I like the dark. I love the dark.” “That was so nice of you.” “If you do a bad job you’ll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.” “You know, your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn’t screwing it up.” “Your looks are kind of pretty when your face isn’t screwing it up.” “C'mon, give me a lickery kiss!” “Hey, are you hungry? I got a Baby Ruth.” “You’re even hungrier than I am.” “Is this supposed to be water?” “I’m setting booty traps.” “Looks fine to me.” “Okay, this is the little boys’ room, and that cave over there is the little girls’ room.” “Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. It’s a whole different experience.” “Senior Jerk Alert!” “I’m gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!” “What happened to your braces?” “You know, I just want to say thank you. For offering to save my life.” “Man! You smell like Phys Ed!” “Watch your hair! Watch your hair! They’re goin’ for the hair!” “My God, I’m in a crazy house!” “This is ridiculous. It’s crazy. I feel like I’m babysitting, except I’m not getting paid.” “I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!” “First, you gotta do the truffle shuffle.” “I’m pretty much ODing on all your bullshit stories!” “You’ve got a great body.”
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” “You’re my hero.” “A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.” “I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.” “You can’t respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn’t work.” “Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole!” “Look, don’t make me participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way I do it.” “It is his fault he didn’t lock the garage.” “I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life.” “You’re still here? It’s over!” “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands.” “It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.” “Your ass is mine.” “You realize if we played by the rules right now we’d be in gym?” “The city looks so peaceful from up here.” “Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.” “I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body.” “Gummi bear? It’s been in my pocket; they’re real warm and soft.” “You killed the car.” “You have nothing to worry about. I’m a professional.” “I think we should shoot her.” “What are you interested in?” “Get off of the float!” “In a nutshell: I hate my brother.” “Are you suggesting that I’m not who I say I am?” “You’re a beautiful man. I want to thank you for your warmth and compassion.” “I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?” “Four thousand restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to.” “Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.” “Go piss up a flagpole.” “You heartless wench!” “I weep for the future.” “If you’re not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.” “You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do.” “Do you have a kiss for daddy?” “What a little asshole.” “You sounded like Dirty Harry just then.” “You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she’s a whore.” “I can’t drive when you’re yelling at me!” “Smile, babe. Just smile…”
FOOTLOOSE
“Do you wanna kiss me?” “I get the feeling you’ve been kissed a lot, and I’m afraid I’d suffer by comparison.” “I thought only pansies wore neckties.” “I thought only assholes used the word ‘pansy’.” “Son of a bitch is gonna pay for that!” “Hey, hey! What’s this I see? I thought this was a party.” “I’m no saint you know. I’m not even a virgin.” “Don’t you talk like that here!” “How come you don’t like me?” “What makes you think that I don’t like you?” “You never talk to me at school. You never look at me!” “I see you chasing after her and I see her running from you.” “I was almost jealous.” “Sometimes people run out of things to say.” “Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men’s clothes where you got that?” “I thought I was alone.” “You want out of here so bad you probably memorize bus schedules.” “Who were you with?” “I don’t want you to see him anymore.” “I’ve heard he’s a troublemaker.” “I don’t know what I’m going to do with you.” “You like it or not, this is it. It doesn’t get much better.” “I just don’t know that I believe in everything you believe in. But I believe in you.” “If you ask me, he’s a total fox.” “It seems that a lot of people are pointing the finger in your direction lately.” “You figured where there’s smoke there’s fire, right?” “You’ve got an attitude problem.” “Is that what I get, huh? I treated you decent!” “I was about through with you anyway!” “No fights, you don’t even know this guy.”
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I know so much and I understand so little. I want to BRAIN myself and train myself to never know again. Hit me as hard as you can.
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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.
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should he be concerned? he certainly feels like he should be, dismissing of trouble or no. still, he takes a moment to push the hood down from around his face, lingering before deciding on a seat close enough to the door should the need to run out arise.
it probably will.
❛ How old are you? ❜ He can’t distinguish between eighteen and thirty anymore, but he refuses to let that be the cause of any mistakes. Jim reaches into his desk and rests a hand atop the bottle of Jack nestled between two reams of paper, demeanor far more patient than it was forty-five seconds ago.
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