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It seems today
That all you see
Is Strangers in movies
And Masters on TV
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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me
Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.
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chatgpt subreddit is the saddest one i've stumbled upon in a while
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People on real life: please stop trying to swallow your food whole?? have you ever fucking learned how to chew your food?? you gag like 24 times every time you eat a meal what the fuck is wrong with you (?)
People in the internet: hey moot how’s it going
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Unfortunately this is not possible. All fiction must be based on existing IP’s
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