envy-the-enby

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reblog with your fave that has been a victim of gendered subtitles

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envy envy envy

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gravity falls is fullmetal alchemist for kids

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Do you ever just think about: edling

Also hey merry early Christmas

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My gender is Envy

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which one of you worded it like that

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I hate this. There’s no salad in sight. Which means he’s eating the fucking garnish. Why’d he do that

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Ed thinks Ling is a dumbass 

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[Image description:

Image 1: Ed and Ling in Gluttony’s stomach. Ed looking surprised + an anon ask that reads, “hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??”

Ling striking a pose + an answer from frogitivity that reads “microwave for 40 minutes 😔”

Image 2: Ed handing his boiled boot to Ling + a reblog from comfybi that reads “why were you microwaving a lemon???”

Ling accepting the boot + a reblog from frogitivity that reads “I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots”

Image 3: Ed looking annoyed + a reblog that reads “Did you burn an orange too? How???”

Image 4: Ling looking sheeping + a reblog from frogitivity that reads “Microwave for 40 minutes 😔” End ID]

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Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

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their name is envy because of the massive amount of gender envy i have towards them

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i only set you on fire a little bit. grow up.

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I AM NON-BINARY, I IDENTIFY AS A PROBLEM

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[image description: Shot of Envy looking smug with a tweet that reads, “yall ever notice how almost all laws say “he or she” in their clauses which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law and cannot be arrested.” End id]

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Tell me this isn’t canon

[image description: shot of envy speaking with a hand on their hip. A tumblr post from badviolets is edited onto it that says, “redemption arcs are kinda cringe if you think about it. Oh you’re powerful and evil and now... you want to be a bummer and sad about it? Lol what are you catholic” end id]

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envy the evil enby

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imagine being jealous of humans lmao couldn’t be me