envystar8

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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

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u kno this site is full of nerds because even people’s sexual fantasies are like ok i’m a 19th century surgeon and you’re my patient. i start to repair your hernia but that’s not the only thing i get my tools on…(since this is before the popularization of handwashing as a surgical practice, you contract an infection and die)

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"Wouldn't it be cool if Uma Musume, but with men?" Fantastic news! There already exists a world wherein horse racing is largely dominated by male steeds, jockeys, trainers, and stable owners. It is called real life. Isn't that great for you?

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I can’t believe I come outta art block for this

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Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.

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"Haru Urara"

By 荒森　進(ラッコ)

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I fucking love repetitive lines that change meaning over a piece of writing yes slay

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I BET ON LOSING HORSES

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let’s investigate these plants with mama!

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Straight dudes who think women are some sort of a terrifying incomprehensible alien life force are both funny and kind of sad. Like bruh women are just people who have tits. Except the ones that don't.

Sometimes women are just people with tits, but without tits.

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sometimes i play through nice nature’s career and im ngl whenever interactions between her and the other umamusumes occur it feels like this a lot of the time

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seeing how insane 96% of the other umas are makes it so much better nice nature is literally just some girl who's also here

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[Nothing Hard Work Can’t Solve!] Daiwa Scarlet SR support stories

original by @punkitt-is-here (all comes back to horses)

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damn google that’s rough