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hiked 2 hours straight up a mountain and met nasjonalromantiske sheep

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went to the beach and got a huge sunburn on my back from where I couldn't reach with the sunscreen, got a gash on the bottom of my foot from sharp rocks and shells, giant bruise on my hand from bumping it while jumping off a floating dock, and like ten million jellyfish stings my dad was like jesus christ one more beach trip and you're dead, nobody else lives like this

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“A huge collection of Regency mother of pearl gaming counters and thread winders. Many fish-shaped, many with engraved monograms.”

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yea im in the toyota silverfish outside

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what is it about the phrase “shawty like a melody in my head” that settles comfortably down in your brain for the rest of your life

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Maybe if you’re a giant floating eyeball with an exposed nerve dangling from the back you should keep out of other people’s business instead of looking around acting like everything is about you. It isn’t. It never is

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someone needs to tell alliance players in the wowhead forums that the horde isn’t real and none of the players actually did any of that stuff

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met my former masters supervisors most recent masters student at the little celebration after her defense and she was like omg omg it's so cool to meet you...THE BLUEPRINT...I cited your article so many times in my thesis and then my supervisor was like yeah I had to tell her she was accidentally citing your first name and it needs to be (Lastname, 2024) and she was like yeah I'm already fully on first name basis cause I've read through your paper so many times. then she got all shy and asked if I'd like to read her masters thesis and I was like YES ABSOLUTELY BABYGIRL SEND ME THAT SHIT RFN and when I went back up to my office I got curious and checked my article impact and aside from her thesis which isn't published and doesn't come up on this thing I've been cited 4 times so far....first authorship too baybeeeee it's MY last name et al in all these papers!! I feel insane rn I'm like if tumblr user kai juno was real

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I'm not about to humiliate myself like a dancing animal by posting appeals to western peoples sensibilities begging and pleading for them to see me and my family as human beings cause we like music and poetry and food just like a real person so I'm not expecting it from randoms but for those who actually KNOW it's wild that the city I was born in was bombed and no one gaf

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i honestly wonder sometimes if txttletale is doing a bit bc of how asinine everything she posts is but how confident she sounds in all of it to the point where people believe her and value her opinion anyway. like if it’s some kind of cole sprouse type social experiment to see how far unearned confidence gets you on the “saying dogshit takes with your whole chest” website

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weve invented this new form of satire where you behave exactly as society expects from you. whats the commentary you ask? and how does it improve anyones lives? uhh um well

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we stopped at one of those old people cafeteria restaurants for lunch on the way home and they had an offer where if you got the reinsdyrkarbonader plate you got coffee and a dessert so we all got that and a bit later in the car my friend was like I feel my stomach bubbling, I think it was the mousse and I completely seriously no hint of a bit was like it was actually reindeer

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on saturday I went from a week of staying home and rotting in my bed in a pile to doing the longest most intense hike of my entire life right up a damn mountain and I'm so sore and a little burnt so I'm not sure if it's sheer exhaustion with a touch of too much sun or a side effect of getting jumped last week but I straight up could not get my hands to catch up to my brain enough to rope braid my hair....ended up just doing a 3 strand braid when I got home from the cabin and finally showered