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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

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Emet-Selch: Amaurot! Lahabrea: Amaurot! Elidibus: Amaurot! Azem: Its only a model... Emet-Selch: SHH!

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.

Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.

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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

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Sometimes I feel old and out of touch because I don't know anything about the hot new music but then I remember even when I was a teenager I did not know the hot new music because I was an uncool little nerd and my family didn't listen to the radio. So my out of touchness is consistent and not age related.

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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hope is a skill

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My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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putting Saavedro in drawing studies my beloved. guy of all time

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"Pippin had liked [Boromir] from the first, admiring the great man's lordly but kindly manner."

My contribution towards @boromir-week Day 5, for the prompts "The People's Prince" and "Member of the Fellowship". I just wanted to highlight some moments that show Boromir's kindness, because I love him and his kind heart so, so much.

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when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

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NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, Don’t go inside the TUMBLR CAVE!

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Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of news and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Hominy grits n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

Somethin’ wicked this way rides