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trying not to be stressed about not locking in this weekend, reminding myself that i do have time and do in fact deserve a break after working a nearly 40 hour week

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2 year anniversary of the live debut of Liar -> Crystal Clear.

We all remember where we were 🥲

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

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o. planning on going to sziget this year :3

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retail workers are allowed to kill themselves in front of customers without warning

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Count piercings that have closed up (and double-count them if you went to a piercing place to get them re-pierced)

Use your own judgement on what "a piercing" is. but generally im aiming at "number of times a piercing needle or gun has been used on you, intentionally, for aesthetic purposes"

feel free to give the where/when breakdown in the tags u want also?

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COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion

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moodboard for when a girl you don’t know compliments you

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personally i just think it should be illegal to have more than 2 things going Bad with your body at a time. it's just excessive. i want to speak to a manager. the current hardware was not designed with the user in mind.

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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a drag queen named Claire Voyant. is this anything

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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

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15?? More like 5.

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I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

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normalise randomly starting a Craft for halloween 2 days before

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Jack O’Lantern Facts!

Jack O’Lanterns are an Irish tradition and were originally carved from turnips.

They were meant to ward off malevolent spirits, and keep them away from the home.

The name jack-o’-lantern was originally another name for will-o’-the-wisp, the atmospheric ghost lights that appear over bogs, swamps, and marshes. 

The lights are a natural chemical reaction, and figure largely in English folklore.

They’re tied to the Irish legend of STINGY JACK, a deceitful drunkard who tricked the Devil out of claiming his soul. After his death, both heaven and hell refused him entry. The devil gave him an ember of hellfire, which Jack carries in a turnip lantern as his soul wanders for all eternity. Travelers must beware of encountering his spirit–and the telltale glow of the hellfire–at night.

Irish immigrants carried the tradition to the U.S., where pumpkins, already a symbol of the harvest season, were used instead. (And were also easier to carve.) 

(the turnips were freakier tbh)