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Are you a “hello darlings” gay or a “what’s up my dudes” gay

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Why I don’t hate John put in one conversation:

A lot of people tend to forget this conversation John had with his youngest son. John planned on being a great dad and he would have been. After everything that happened he still know he mad mistakes and I still think he was a good dad to his sons. He taught them how to survive and they turned out to be good men. Heroes! 

JOHN Sammy.

SAM Yeah.

JOHN I don’t think I ever told you this but … the day you were born, you know what I did?

SAM

No.

JOHN

I put a hundred bucks into a savings account for you. I did the same thing for your brother. It was a college fund. And every month I’d put in another hundred dollars, until… Anyway my point is, Sam, this is never the life that I wanted for you.

SAM Then why’d you get so mad when I left?

JOHN You gotta understand something. After your mother passed all I saw was evil, everywhere. And all I cared about was keeping you boys alive. I wanted you…prepared. Ready. Except somewhere along the line I … uh … I stopped being your father and I … I became your, your drill sergeant. So when you said that you wanted to go away to school, all I could think about, my only thought was, that you were gonna be alone. Vulnerable. Sammy, it just… it never occurred to me what you wanted. I just couldn’t accept the fact that you and me – We’re just different.

Sam: 

Laugh

JOHN What?

SAM We’re not different. Not anymore. With what happened to Mom and Jess… (laughs) Well we probably have a lot more in common than just about anyone.

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“There are no trigger warnings in real life”

“The real world is cruel, get over it.”

My boyfriend is triggered by Christmas and Christmas music. We were in a restaurant, and Christmas music was playing, and he started panicking so he went outside for a cigarette. The manager of the restaurant overheard him saying he had to get out, and changed the music over for the rest of the time we were there. There are safe spaces in the real world. People are nicer than you think. And bullshit people who try to tell you to get over your triggers, ain’t shit.

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“you’re on the wrong side of history, spiderman” is a deeply powerful sentence

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Am I excited that Brigette is now a playable character in overwatch? Yes.

Am I disappointed that Blizz chose to release her now instead of either of the WOC that we’ve seen hints of in lore? Also yes.

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I've noticed that all emotions and feelings are heightened on tumblr.

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Real 100% Translation of the Holy Bible done by a sanctified angel of the lord in 8 short words

“Have faith and don’t be an asshole, Karen.”

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Wholesome

LGBT Conservatives: 💖💖👌❤✔

LGBT Liberals: 👍😍❤✔😍

LGBT Centrists: 👌😍💖💖💯

Political Bigots who think we should all think the same: 🙅👎❌❌👎

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purest moment in tv history….

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So funny 😂 I wanna visit the Shameless house

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Lance? Where is my Marmora suit?

I put it away.

Where?

Why do you need to know?

I need it! The universe in danger!

Voltron is in danger!

You tell me where my suit is, Lance! We are talking about the greater good!

Greater good? We are partners! Voltron is the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

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Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

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choose ur fighter

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one second of every episode of always sunny in philadelphia summing up how utterly, utterly fucked up it is. beautiful.

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oops just kidding