epaulettesharks
epaulettesharks
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they/them. Old. This is tumblr is essentially a landfill for all my ever changing, ever expanding pool of interests.
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epaulettesharks · 21 hours ago
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AHHHHHH OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST OAHH HHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK ok nevermind. i got over it
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epaulettesharks · 2 days ago
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filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again
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"this meeting could've been an email" but instead it's "this ship war could've been a threesome"
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epaulettesharks · 3 days ago
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05.10 - Morningstar
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epaulettesharks · 3 days ago
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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working class
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epaulettesharks · 4 days ago
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porn isn't evil or misogynistic you just grew up culturally christian and are scared of sex
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epaulettesharks · 4 days ago
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“Such horrific twists and turns are unfit for the tender ears of little ones; indeed, only those well acquainted with the shadowy depths of the human soul should partake of the tapestry of terror I will weave for you today. Take heed, one and all, lest you die of fright!” At press time, the maniacally laughing Gross took a moment to remind all listeners of NPR’s upcoming pledge drive.
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epaulettesharks · 4 days ago
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fnaf is such, a fascinating cultural object.
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier
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A bard entertains a silver dragon in Robin Wood’s “Music Lover”.  (Dragon 97, May 1985)
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epaulettesharks · 7 days ago
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nobody was ever so gleeful as christopher lee playing lord summerisle in the wicker man
and he did it all for free! a legend
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