ephemeralanarchy
ephemeralanarchy
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ephemeralanarchy · 19 hours ago
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no you guys don't get it this is a flash sideways. next week we'll find out bobby married claire from modern family out of guilt. all we need is for chimney to reunite with the other members of drive shaft and we can
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ephemeralanarchy · 3 days ago
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i'm sorry but i can't accept that sayid says "nothing can save me".
BABYGIRL! just bc the writers assassinated your character this season doesn't mean we don't see you! don't say that!!! ily sayid <3
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ephemeralanarchy · 3 days ago
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you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.
you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.
you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.
you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.
you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.
you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.
You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.
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ephemeralanarchy · 3 days ago
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911 season 9 premiere starts with flashing lights and screaming and a close up of eyes looking around frantically. then we see bobby waking up in a small dark area - he’s been buried alive! he crawls out of the grave and sees that the trees in the area have been leveled mysteriously and he’s in the middle of nowhere. bobby walks until he comes across an abandoned gas station and then all of a sudden the radio and the tv start to flicker in static and a high frequency screech begins to hurt his ears, he collapses to the ground as all the windows shatter!!! later in the episode he gets back to la and with the 118 and tries to figure out what happened and how he’s back, and then at the end he goes into a barn with the intent of summoning whoever raised him from the dead and then it starts to happen again! the lights and the static! then the barn doors open and castiel walks in and says i’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition. bobstiel is real!
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ephemeralanarchy · 4 days ago
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Dark eyes meet under the sky The stars are out, we're alive in the night
Absolutely nothing to see here. Just a dad waiting for his kids to show up so they can go on a little hunt together.
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ephemeralanarchy · 5 days ago
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Special Children :: All Hell Breaks Loose
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ephemeralanarchy · 5 days ago
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one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on
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ephemeralanarchy · 6 days ago
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ephemeralanarchy · 7 days ago
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me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults
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ephemeralanarchy · 7 days ago
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I get real "I'm at soup" vibes from some media crit
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ephemeralanarchy · 7 days ago
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@ missionaries and christian charities everywhere: charity that forces religious conversion or religious obligation to access (potentially life-saving) services is not charity. if there are strings attached, especially religious ones, all you've done is create a high-control trap for the most vulnerable
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ephemeralanarchy · 8 days ago
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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…
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ephemeralanarchy · 8 days ago
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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…
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ephemeralanarchy · 9 days ago
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me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight
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ephemeralanarchy · 9 days ago
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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!
Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it
TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...
Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows
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ephemeralanarchy · 10 days ago
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constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.
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ephemeralanarchy · 11 days ago
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Let us reblog ads please
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