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has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

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"Did you think you were special?"

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neil josten ordering two thai iced teas and a mafia hit on the same page. he is god's perfect babygirl.

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“Red Bull is just winning again”

Leclerc cannot turn to the right. Russell cannot press the overtake button or his engine will fuck itself. Hamiltons seat ripped under his ass.

CAN ANY TOP CONTENDING TEAM BUT RED BULL MAKE A FUCKIN CAR. For ONCE.

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Of course Charles has the fastest lap, he cannot brake 💀

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Pinnacle of motorsport

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???? Fred Vasseur must have woken up after a spectacular fever dream and said ‘this is a divine prophecy i need to fulfill’ and then the man worked his shiny bald head off to conduct the most nefarious driver market switch up in recent history because WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIR LEWIS HAMILTON IS GOING TO FERRARI (allegedly)

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Xavi: "So lap time deleted for Verstappen."

Charles: "For fucks sake, tell me the name before."

Xavi: VERSTAPPEN LAP TIME DELETED."

Charles: "Yeah, well I had a heart attack in the meantime."

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I am so obsessed with the fact that this is real

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pov: you are charles leclerc and you try other sports besides f1

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Charles Leclerc, circa 2024

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Let them hug that’s literally his dad

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What they don’t tell you about being noa’s protege is the random and unskippable makeup tutorials

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It’s all inevitable and all his fault

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charles out amongst the greenery and the grass helmet still on searching for his fucked up little red car finding it and promptly abandoning it scaling a hill fighting the paparazzi he’s doing it all

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not the camera guys following charles around on his sad walk in the woods like he's a baby deer

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the caption 😭