epi-and-blas
epi-and-blas
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me being an idiot, as alwaysyou can also check me out on ao3 at @epi_and_blas
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epi-and-blas · 23 days ago
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So you know when you're writing a scene where the hero is carrying an injured person and you realize you've never been in this situation and have no idea how accurate the method of transportation actually is?
Oh boy, do I have a valuable resource for you!
Here is a PDF of the best ways to carry people depending on the situation and how conscious the injured person needs to be for the carrying position.
Literally a life saver.
(No pun intended.)
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epi-and-blas · 1 month ago
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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epi-and-blas · 3 months ago
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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
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epi-and-blas · 3 months ago
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“Why do asexuals write and draw the best porn?” They wonder.
“Artemis’s hands do not shake when she fires her bow; she will never hunt for food to fill her belly, for she does not hunger herself,” we tell them.
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epi-and-blas · 4 months ago
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epi-and-blas · 6 months ago
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Things that live in my head rent free: LOTR but Aragorn is a woman 👀💦
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epi-and-blas · 7 months ago
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downloading a fic when ao3 dies (when you have the link)
looks like ao3 is down again and i was in the middle of a multi chapter fic when it died on me.
and if that happens to you, this is what you can do to download the fic:
copy paste https://download.archiveofourown.org/downloads/00000000/fic.html in your browser url
replace the pink bit with the number right after /works (that's the work id)
for instance, in https://archiveofourown.org/works/44970790/chapters/113154673 the highlighted bit (44970790) would be the number you swap for the 0s
the download link will look like https://download.archiveofourown.org/downloads/44970790/fic.html
if you want the fic to be downloaded as an epub instead, use .epub at the end of that link
it should start downloading on your device
i'm sure a bunch of people know this and use it but in case you don't, hope this helps
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epi-and-blas · 8 months ago
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epi-and-blas · 9 months ago
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“Would fall in love with me again if you knew all I’ve done?”
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epi-and-blas · 9 months ago
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oversaturate
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epi-and-blas · 9 months ago
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We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.
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epi-and-blas · 9 months ago
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Starting an even NEWER thread of insane shit my husband says to/about our toddler that makes me scream laugh 
For reference here’s the first 50
51. Let’s do it again folks
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epi-and-blas · 9 months ago
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Círdan, the Shipwright
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epi-and-blas · 9 months ago
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I have delivered🫡
Based on my HC from… literally half a day ago blasting 600 strikes on repeat can do wonders apparently
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epi-and-blas · 9 months ago
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-You're going to call off that storm. / -Or what? You can't kill me. / -Exactly.
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closeupsss
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epi-and-blas · 9 months ago
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Hello, Elanor
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epi-and-blas · 9 months ago
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Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.
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