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Hey Blizzard, can we slow down on new heroes and start up some lore? Usually a bit of lore comes out with each new hero, but we already know Hammonds story. I would be satisfied with just one or two heroes per year if we got more lore.

Sincerely someone who started playing Overwatch because of its lore.

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invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again

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@snowminxfrostycat I'm hurting all over again

“ Sir, please, I don’t wanna go ”

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In God of War 2, I think a more accurate title for Kratos is the God of “Oh that looks useful, I'm just going to kill you and take it”, maybe the God of Anger and Hoarders?

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genji’s been very quiet in retribution for me so far and i’m just imagining him silently seething

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I knew she was shady as hell, but this just puts it into another perspective.

Quick Reasons Not To Trust Moira in Retribution

1) The wording in her Hero Profile is just vague enough to imply she is a Talon agent at the time of the Retribution mission.

“The shadowy Talon organization had already been supporting her for years, aiding her experiments in exchange for utilizing the results for their own purposes.”

2) Moira’s interactions with Reyes during the Retribution point to her egging him on, pressuring him, or attempting to “get under his skin”. The most notable one involves Moira saying she wishes she could go to rhe masquerade (of Venetian Carnival). Reyes says he is surprised because she doesn’t seem like the kind of person to enjoy that.

Moira replies, “There are a lot of things you don’t know about me.”

3) The major bosses utilize technology or “enhancements” that are originally from Overwatch agents.

The Heavy Assault Tank: uses Rocket Charge. Originally from the Crusaders. Canonically used by Reinhardt in animated shorts and comics.

The Assassin: uses what appears to be Blink and/or Recall. The chronal accelerator technology was specifically made for Tracer by Winston. If this is true about the Assassin, it also severely limited the time range of Retribution. Canonically appears in multiple shorts and comics (by Tracer).

The Sniper: uses a form of Shadowstep and/or Wraith. Canonically appears in multiple shorts and comics by Reaper.

The last one is the most interesting because it is unique to Reyes and his biotic “enhancements” that he accrued during SEP.

However -

There is one other person who has access to Reyes’ biodata - and the technical knowledge and ability to manipulate and recreate that in other ways (Biotic Grasp, Fade) - to make new technologies, enhancements, and abilities out of that.

Moira.

4) Related to Point 3, Moira has canonically stolen technology from Mercy. We are also told by Geoff Goodman during Moira’s Blizzcon panel that she took Wraith from “Reaper” and “improved” it. Moira has no qualms about taking other people’s research, property, or abilities and then redesigning or reworking them for her own purposes.

5) Moira is the only person who appears HAPPY during the intro video. The later statements she makes where she tells Reyes that he did the right thing by killing Antonio are shady as all hell.

Both of these appeared to be “coincidentally” tied to the sudden rise of Vialli and Maximilien, and Akande overthrowing Akinjide in the wake of Antonio’s death. This becomes significantly less “coincidental” if you consider that Moira may be a Talon agent, or be getting financial support from one (or all) of them.

6) During Reyes’ debriefing with Morrison, Amari, and Lacroix, there are images of two Talon operatives - a Trooper and a Heavy Assault tank.

The third image is of Moira.

(Comparison image)

Remember, Blackwatch continues to operate while suspended. Whatever occurs between Gabe, Jack, Ana, and Gérard during Gabe’s Retribution debriefing isn’t enough to make him leave, nor enough to make McCree leave in the immediate aftermath. Both Gabriel Reyes and Jesse McCree go on to help the Overwatch Strike Team by recovering intel on Null Sector during Null Sector’s Uprising. Genji stays on the team as well, and eventually helps arrest Akande Ogundimu, who is now the third Doomfist.

However, we do not know what happens to Moira after Retribution.

Speculation/Guess: in my opinion, the entire Retribution mission - and Gabriel’s motivations - make considerably more sense if you look at it like this:

The mission WAS intended to grab Antonio, run, and interrogate him later. It does not seem like Gabriel was lying here. In fact, MCCREE originally wanted to kill Antonio, but is told by Gabriel that they’re not going to do that.

However, Antonio reveals: 1) that he was anticipating this move by Blackwatch, 2) that he expected his “friends” to help him walk free from Blackwatch a week later, and 3) that he expected to hurt Blackwatch/Overwatch again.

This is the moment when Gabriel realizes -

He’s been betrayed by one of the three Blackwatch agents in the room with him.

(Note who else is “in frame” but out of focus during this moment).

This is not a sudden turn-about in motivations by Gabriel Reyes -

But instead, the clear and distinct realization that he has walked right into Antonio’s (and Talon’s) grasp.

And letting Antonio live is the LEAST of his worries.

The far bigger threat is the person IMMEDIATELY behind him.

And she knows it too.

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i love the pictures from the debriefs because gabe looks like this

and jesse looks like this

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Am I the only one that actually likes the beret on Moira? Sure I would have prefered the skin from her origin trailer, but this one just feels better for field work. The other one is more like a doctor's outfit.

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he looks like he would murder me and then make me pay for his dry cleaning and i would thank him

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That’s it. This is the greatest moment in Overwatch history. Nothing will top this.

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APRIL FOOLS!!! HA HA HA JOKES ON YOU, BET YOU DIDN’T THINK I’D UPLOAD TODAY! Honestly, neither did I until yesterday. Anyways, here’s a little comic I whipped up just in time for one of the most notorious days of the year. It also gave me an excuse to draw some Blackwatch McCree and Reyes so win win for everybody.

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Honestly the Reaper Leviathan is just misunderstood. All the other Leviathans pick on it, but you don’t. It looooves you ;P

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Star Wars and Subnautica Universes are One and the Same

*minimal spoilers for both*

I've recently started playing Subnautica and a thought crossed my mind earlier, "What if Subnautica takes place in the same universe as Star Wars?" Well that just seems silly right? But get this, what if the the planet where Luke is hiding away is actually 4546B?

Think about it. Star Wars takes place "a long time ago" before Earth humans had the ability of long range space travel. After Luke is gone, all that is left are a few people on the island without a way off. What if a deadly disease (like the Kharaa?) were to spread killing off those people. The planet that nobody knows about would be quarantined and forgotten. The floaters under the floater island would eventually grow big enough to lift it out of the water.

Thousands of years later humans would finally master space travel. Aurora would attempt to pass planet 4546B and be shot down, and here we are were Luke stood thousands of years ago.

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the new overwatch league skins are questionable

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When you see a spider by your foot:

When water gets into your ear:

When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

When your hair gets in front of your face:

When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

???:

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The next PTR update be like,

Edit: This post is 100% a joke. I do agree that Mercy needs changes, however I don't believe they are making the correct changes. I have another post on this Tumblr where I talk about what might work instead, but I know that Blizzard is going to do what they think is best. This image was just meant for a laugh.