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okay i haven't posted on here in literal years but to whoever i saw on reddit who expressed sadness at how yassified playable jenua's portait is... i see you and i hear you fr

that man was meant to be pathetic and withered..... not like the frontman of some emo band nobody cares about

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ml charles looks like a disgruntled feline

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basar is gay and homophobic

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does ervalen count as a poor little meow meow

i mean he's bloodthirsty and unhinged but he's got the right energy otherwise

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basar my beloved <3

link to the template lol: https://www.deviantart.com/aphromanoh/art/Do-It-For-Him-Template-525662134

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not me finally replying to this um 👁👁

pfft i see i see

god that's a mood even though this is the only sideblog i have lol

l u n c h m o n e y

yufine absolutely has to have a designated allowance

otherwise she's gonna blow all her money on shiny things smh

yufine would absolutely buy herself concerning amounts of chicken nuggets

would she review those gimmick celebrity meals mcdonald's keeps putting out

a nice bts meal moment except she orders like seven of them

yeah fast food places are something else lol

i think it depends on the location though because some are worse than others

the food might be bussin', as the kids say nowadays, in one location but be absolutely rancid in another

at least wendy's doesn't have homophobic chicken sandwiches like chick-fil-a has to my knowledge

look if it's an sg shitshow i'm sold 👁👁

we sure do need some of rin's braincells i agree <3

hi can i request some hcs regarding what kind of bullshit garo has to go through dealing with yufine 👁👁

of course you can 👁👁

sorry this took me so long to finish um

the crushing pain of existence really do be hitting </3

also ap tests

ap tests suck

anyway

there is no way in hell yufine doesn't make terrible financial decisions i'm sorry

didn't she literally have ras and mercedes deliver something to her a good distance away from ezera or wherever she dwells so garo wouldn't find out

something among those lines? idk man

but yes

questionable money decisions

yufine seems to enjoy shiny objects and totally would bring various trinkets home

she has a possible hoarding problem with the amount of stuff she either brings home or buys because "ooh shiny"

i feel like yufine would frequent thrift stores for this reason because you can get many shiny objects on the cheaper side of things

that doesn't mean she wouldn't go to great lengths for a snazzy thing she likes though

not like committing actual financial crimes (unless the world's end pub ends up being a money laundering front) but various odd jobs and money-scrounging efforts are employed by this dragon so she gets what she wants

she probably does get some sort of allowance from garo though

how old even is yufine anyway

seems like she has the mental age of a teenager

i'll act like she is one i guess

lmao does yufine have a bedtime or at least a "please be asleep or just quiet by this time at night i'm begging you" type-thing

what kind of a parent even is garo anyway

i know nothing about that red dude

he sells information and makes drinks idk

he probably finds out about shit yufine is trying to hide from him sooner or later

usually sooner

it would probably be amusing to him though because i can't imagine yufine's cover stories being all that great

pov: you are yufine and garo is pointing out all the plot holes in the lie you are attempting to weave about the dubious location you were at to pick something up for the past like three hours

uhh

what else

does yufine go to school

is she getting an active education

smh garo educate your child

look i haven't read episode three yet so if some pertinent yufine lore is revealed there i don't know about it

doesn't yufine have this whole thing about not being able to turn into a dragon because she lost her memories

she totally talks to garo about that

i could see that dude passing on any possible info that could maybe help with that to yufine

anyway yufine just seems fairly chaotic in general lmao and i suppose garo simply has to deal with that energy every day

lol sorry this was kind of short but school is ruining my braincells and it causes me pain so oof

still, hopefully you enjoyed it? i feel like this idea would be a hell of a lot more spicy if it were in the hands of a more competent thought-producer than me lmao

as usual, leave your metaphorical yelp reviews in the replies or reblogs if you wish

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Please tell us your opinion on ruele’s…. Ahem man hands.

oh god not those nononono

why are they so... detailed?

i just

man

cursed. absolutely cursed. the entire skin is.

like the art isn't bad but something about it makes it look super uncanny in comparison to the other characters in the game

i mean she always looks a little off but she looks especially so here so uh

ups the cursed factor a bit more

her sprite looks fine though i'll give her that lmao

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ilynav is literally actively violating the geneva convention but at least she looks hot and sexy while doing so

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smh not me finally getting my ass back on tumblr after a literal month

we will simply ignore that 👁👁

garo donates the money yufine gave him back to her lmao

it's an infinite loop of cash

best dad figure garo indeed 👁👁

they meet in the middle and go to wendy's instead

i say this despite never having set foot in a wendy's

i have no idea what the hell happens in episode 3 and i uh

really should actually start it soon lol

i'll join your anti-politis and phantom cic protection squads though

we should formulate a politis vaccine i agree 👁👁

hi can i request some hcs regarding what kind of bullshit garo has to go through dealing with yufine 👁👁

of course you can 👁👁

sorry this took me so long to finish um

the crushing pain of existence really do be hitting </3

also ap tests

ap tests suck

anyway

there is no way in hell yufine doesn't make terrible financial decisions i'm sorry

didn't she literally have ras and mercedes deliver something to her a good distance away from ezera or wherever she dwells so garo wouldn't find out

something among those lines? idk man

but yes

questionable money decisions

yufine seems to enjoy shiny objects and totally would bring various trinkets home

she has a possible hoarding problem with the amount of stuff she either brings home or buys because "ooh shiny"

i feel like yufine would frequent thrift stores for this reason because you can get many shiny objects on the cheaper side of things

that doesn't mean she wouldn't go to great lengths for a snazzy thing she likes though

not like committing actual financial crimes (unless the world's end pub ends up being a money laundering front) but various odd jobs and money-scrounging efforts are employed by this dragon so she gets what she wants

she probably does get some sort of allowance from garo though

how old even is yufine anyway

seems like she has the mental age of a teenager

i'll act like she is one i guess

lmao does yufine have a bedtime or at least a "please be asleep or just quiet by this time at night i'm begging you" type-thing

what kind of a parent even is garo anyway

i know nothing about that red dude

he sells information and makes drinks idk

he probably finds out about shit yufine is trying to hide from him sooner or later

usually sooner

it would probably be amusing to him though because i can't imagine yufine's cover stories being all that great

pov: you are yufine and garo is pointing out all the plot holes in the lie you are attempting to weave about the dubious location you were at to pick something up for the past like three hours

uhh

what else

does yufine go to school

is she getting an active education

smh garo educate your child

look i haven't read episode three yet so if some pertinent yufine lore is revealed there i don't know about it

doesn't yufine have this whole thing about not being able to turn into a dragon because she lost her memories

she totally talks to garo about that

i could see that dude passing on any possible info that could maybe help with that to yufine

anyway yufine just seems fairly chaotic in general lmao and i suppose garo simply has to deal with that energy every day

lol sorry this was kind of short but school is ruining my braincells and it causes me pain so oof

still, hopefully you enjoyed it? i feel like this idea would be a hell of a lot more spicy if it were in the hands of a more competent thought-producer than me lmao

as usual, leave your metaphorical yelp reviews in the replies or reblogs if you wish

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does mort molt like a lizard

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lmao garo will watch some of yufine's videos to support her but otherwise will just acknowledge her and just vibe

also yes lol those compromises would go both ways definitely

garo is a "we have food at home" type of guy on the mcdonald's alignment chart

i haven't even started episode 3 but i've already heard some questionable things about politis

i mean her name literally sounds like an infection so uh

bad vibes from the get-go

lmao my braincells are lowkey nuked help

hi can i request some hcs regarding what kind of bullshit garo has to go through dealing with yufine 👁👁

of course you can 👁👁

sorry this took me so long to finish um

the crushing pain of existence really do be hitting </3

also ap tests

ap tests suck

anyway

there is no way in hell yufine doesn't make terrible financial decisions i'm sorry

didn't she literally have ras and mercedes deliver something to her a good distance away from ezera or wherever she dwells so garo wouldn't find out

something among those lines? idk man

but yes

questionable money decisions

yufine seems to enjoy shiny objects and totally would bring various trinkets home

she has a possible hoarding problem with the amount of stuff she either brings home or buys because "ooh shiny"

i feel like yufine would frequent thrift stores for this reason because you can get many shiny objects on the cheaper side of things

that doesn't mean she wouldn't go to great lengths for a snazzy thing she likes though

not like committing actual financial crimes (unless the world's end pub ends up being a money laundering front) but various odd jobs and money-scrounging efforts are employed by this dragon so she gets what she wants

she probably does get some sort of allowance from garo though

how old even is yufine anyway

seems like she has the mental age of a teenager

i'll act like she is one i guess

lmao does yufine have a bedtime or at least a "please be asleep or just quiet by this time at night i'm begging you" type-thing

what kind of a parent even is garo anyway

i know nothing about that red dude

he sells information and makes drinks idk

he probably finds out about shit yufine is trying to hide from him sooner or later

usually sooner

it would probably be amusing to him though because i can't imagine yufine's cover stories being all that great

pov: you are yufine and garo is pointing out all the plot holes in the lie you are attempting to weave about the dubious location you were at to pick something up for the past like three hours

uhh

what else

does yufine go to school

is she getting an active education

smh garo educate your child

look i haven't read episode three yet so if some pertinent yufine lore is revealed there i don't know about it

doesn't yufine have this whole thing about not being able to turn into a dragon because she lost her memories

she totally talks to garo about that

i could see that dude passing on any possible info that could maybe help with that to yufine

anyway yufine just seems fairly chaotic in general lmao and i suppose garo simply has to deal with that energy every day

lol sorry this was kind of short but school is ruining my braincells and it causes me pain so oof

still, hopefully you enjoyed it? i feel like this idea would be a hell of a lot more spicy if it were in the hands of a more competent thought-producer than me lmao

as usual, leave your metaphorical yelp reviews in the replies or reblogs if you wish

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an entire country of yufine simps could exist 👁👁

what a horrific thought

lmao yeah aither's just vibing

also yes yufine probably would do that when it comes to giving money to garo

i think orbis probably does have chicken nuggets but they're just built different

yufine mentioned something about dragon nuggets in one of the side stories so uhh

that's a thing lol

regardless of what they're called i bet they'd be good though

i don't think garo would allow terrible food to be made at his respectable establishment

also lmao yeah that's totally how those discussions would go

garo is definitely the voice of reason when it comes to yufine's more cursed investment ideas

hmm

yufine running a ponzi scheme or something of the like is a funny concept but probably ooc lol

hi can i request some hcs regarding what kind of bullshit garo has to go through dealing with yufine 👁👁

of course you can 👁👁

sorry this took me so long to finish um

the crushing pain of existence really do be hitting </3

also ap tests

ap tests suck

anyway

there is no way in hell yufine doesn't make terrible financial decisions i'm sorry

didn't she literally have ras and mercedes deliver something to her a good distance away from ezera or wherever she dwells so garo wouldn't find out

something among those lines? idk man

but yes

questionable money decisions

yufine seems to enjoy shiny objects and totally would bring various trinkets home

she has a possible hoarding problem with the amount of stuff she either brings home or buys because "ooh shiny"

i feel like yufine would frequent thrift stores for this reason because you can get many shiny objects on the cheaper side of things

that doesn't mean she wouldn't go to great lengths for a snazzy thing she likes though

not like committing actual financial crimes (unless the world's end pub ends up being a money laundering front) but various odd jobs and money-scrounging efforts are employed by this dragon so she gets what she wants

she probably does get some sort of allowance from garo though

how old even is yufine anyway

seems like she has the mental age of a teenager

i'll act like she is one i guess

lmao does yufine have a bedtime or at least a "please be asleep or just quiet by this time at night i'm begging you" type-thing

what kind of a parent even is garo anyway

i know nothing about that red dude

he sells information and makes drinks idk

he probably finds out about shit yufine is trying to hide from him sooner or later

usually sooner

it would probably be amusing to him though because i can't imagine yufine's cover stories being all that great

pov: you are yufine and garo is pointing out all the plot holes in the lie you are attempting to weave about the dubious location you were at to pick something up for the past like three hours

uhh

what else

does yufine go to school

is she getting an active education

smh garo educate your child

look i haven't read episode three yet so if some pertinent yufine lore is revealed there i don't know about it

doesn't yufine have this whole thing about not being able to turn into a dragon because she lost her memories

she totally talks to garo about that

i could see that dude passing on any possible info that could maybe help with that to yufine

anyway yufine just seems fairly chaotic in general lmao and i suppose garo simply has to deal with that energy every day

lol sorry this was kind of short but school is ruining my braincells and it causes me pain so oof

still, hopefully you enjoyed it? i feel like this idea would be a hell of a lot more spicy if it were in the hands of a more competent thought-producer than me lmao

as usual, leave your metaphorical yelp reviews in the replies or reblogs if you wish

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why are archdemon mercedes' lines vaguely cannibalistic??

"i desire your flesh"

really i can think of like two other unfortunate ways that can be interpreted and um

pain

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ml rin's existence implies that rin inexplicably whitewashes herself as a disguise

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basar is so aggressively heterosexual that he simply isn't

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y e s

this is the only thought process she has while making merch lmao

bath bomb infused dragon girl bathwater 👁👁

yufine could win a war with her simp army at this point and it is terrifying

lmao yeah she's far more expensive than aither

do you think she gives garo some of the money she makes 👁👁

the world's end pub could undergo some swanky renovations

garo could get himself some cool stuff

it would just be a snazzy arrangement

though garo probably has to make sure yufine doesn't make any completely awful financial decisions lol

hi can i request some hcs regarding what kind of bullshit garo has to go through dealing with yufine 👁👁

of course you can 👁👁

sorry this took me so long to finish um

the crushing pain of existence really do be hitting </3

also ap tests

ap tests suck

anyway

there is no way in hell yufine doesn't make terrible financial decisions i'm sorry

didn't she literally have ras and mercedes deliver something to her a good distance away from ezera or wherever she dwells so garo wouldn't find out

something among those lines? idk man

but yes

questionable money decisions

yufine seems to enjoy shiny objects and totally would bring various trinkets home

she has a possible hoarding problem with the amount of stuff she either brings home or buys because "ooh shiny"

i feel like yufine would frequent thrift stores for this reason because you can get many shiny objects on the cheaper side of things

that doesn't mean she wouldn't go to great lengths for a snazzy thing she likes though

not like committing actual financial crimes (unless the world's end pub ends up being a money laundering front) but various odd jobs and money-scrounging efforts are employed by this dragon so she gets what she wants

she probably does get some sort of allowance from garo though

how old even is yufine anyway

seems like she has the mental age of a teenager

i'll act like she is one i guess

lmao does yufine have a bedtime or at least a "please be asleep or just quiet by this time at night i'm begging you" type-thing

what kind of a parent even is garo anyway

i know nothing about that red dude

he sells information and makes drinks idk

he probably finds out about shit yufine is trying to hide from him sooner or later

usually sooner

it would probably be amusing to him though because i can't imagine yufine's cover stories being all that great

pov: you are yufine and garo is pointing out all the plot holes in the lie you are attempting to weave about the dubious location you were at to pick something up for the past like three hours

uhh

what else

does yufine go to school

is she getting an active education

smh garo educate your child

look i haven't read episode three yet so if some pertinent yufine lore is revealed there i don't know about it

doesn't yufine have this whole thing about not being able to turn into a dragon because she lost her memories

she totally talks to garo about that

i could see that dude passing on any possible info that could maybe help with that to yufine

anyway yufine just seems fairly chaotic in general lmao and i suppose garo simply has to deal with that energy every day

lol sorry this was kind of short but school is ruining my braincells and it causes me pain so oof

still, hopefully you enjoyed it? i feel like this idea would be a hell of a lot more spicy if it were in the hands of a more competent thought-producer than me lmao

as usual, leave your metaphorical yelp reviews in the replies or reblogs if you wish

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lmao does yufine sell merch? she could totally exploit the power of her army of simps that way

dragon girl bathwater, perhaps?

also yeah she totally gets a hell of a lot of views on her videos

she makes hella bank from ad revenue alone

i bet her fanbase would literally go to physical war for her at this point

they're simply that dedicated to their dragon girl social media star

i don't know if yufine is truly aware of the power of her supporters though um

she's literally just vibing and she got popular lol

also yes she can eat all the shaved gold she wants now lmao

hi can i request some hcs regarding what kind of bullshit garo has to go through dealing with yufine 👁👁

of course you can 👁👁

sorry this took me so long to finish um

the crushing pain of existence really do be hitting </3

also ap tests

ap tests suck

anyway

there is no way in hell yufine doesn't make terrible financial decisions i'm sorry

didn't she literally have ras and mercedes deliver something to her a good distance away from ezera or wherever she dwells so garo wouldn't find out

something among those lines? idk man

but yes

questionable money decisions

yufine seems to enjoy shiny objects and totally would bring various trinkets home

she has a possible hoarding problem with the amount of stuff she either brings home or buys because "ooh shiny"

i feel like yufine would frequent thrift stores for this reason because you can get many shiny objects on the cheaper side of things

that doesn't mean she wouldn't go to great lengths for a snazzy thing she likes though

not like committing actual financial crimes (unless the world's end pub ends up being a money laundering front) but various odd jobs and money-scrounging efforts are employed by this dragon so she gets what she wants

she probably does get some sort of allowance from garo though

how old even is yufine anyway

seems like she has the mental age of a teenager

i'll act like she is one i guess

lmao does yufine have a bedtime or at least a "please be asleep or just quiet by this time at night i'm begging you" type-thing

what kind of a parent even is garo anyway

i know nothing about that red dude

he sells information and makes drinks idk

he probably finds out about shit yufine is trying to hide from him sooner or later

usually sooner

it would probably be amusing to him though because i can't imagine yufine's cover stories being all that great

pov: you are yufine and garo is pointing out all the plot holes in the lie you are attempting to weave about the dubious location you were at to pick something up for the past like three hours

uhh

what else

does yufine go to school

is she getting an active education

smh garo educate your child

look i haven't read episode three yet so if some pertinent yufine lore is revealed there i don't know about it

doesn't yufine have this whole thing about not being able to turn into a dragon because she lost her memories

she totally talks to garo about that

i could see that dude passing on any possible info that could maybe help with that to yufine

anyway yufine just seems fairly chaotic in general lmao and i suppose garo simply has to deal with that energy every day

lol sorry this was kind of short but school is ruining my braincells and it causes me pain so oof

still, hopefully you enjoyed it? i feel like this idea would be a hell of a lot more spicy if it were in the hands of a more competent thought-producer than me lmao

as usual, leave your metaphorical yelp reviews in the replies or reblogs if you wish