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Qué satisfaction!!

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The child stared distantly at the landscape for a while and then said, “I’ve got new socks.”

YES?

“You can look, if you like.” A grubby foot was extended for inspection.

WELL, WELL. FANCY THAT. NEW SOCKS.

“My mum knitted them out of sheep.”

MY WORD.

- Reaper Man, Sir Terry Pratchett

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omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

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the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

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The cubs have grown their springs and learned how to use their tails as a counter-balance. It has made them increasingly adorable and also increasingly hard to photograph.

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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

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A white kangaroo. Nothing special apart from that this was taken in Finland.

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omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

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Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins and Sean Astin as Samwise Gamgee THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001 | dir. Peter Jackson

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please be nice to me. i am a thousand years old and very shy

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I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

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pangxie - part seven/a billion

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Aro culture is somehow constantly getting people to fall in love with you on accident even though I'm not even DOING ANYTHING I'm just being NICE why does this keep HAPPENING TO ME.

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people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

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Hnnnnnnnng

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Incredible power move to make one of the most beloved crpgs ever made using a modified dnd 5e system, make a ton of money and shit on most AAA game studios in the process, then say “cool. Anyway fuck dnd 5e and wizzards of the coast. We’re doing our own thing now.”