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'respectively' is such a good sentence modifier. it allows you to define lists in parallel and zip them

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Beacon [ 11 colors ]

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My friend needs money so he can move out!

Getting Kicked Out

Hey there. I put my two weeks at my current job and my mother took great offense to this and told me I need to find a new place to live. Help me escape.

https://gofund.me/a5b1cf0b

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yeah great

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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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I designed this Tiffany lamp themed bulbasaur with a lot of hesitation. I’m not sure how the design conveys but I thought she would be cool what with the pull string whips and all.

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@cryptotheism and @jame7t have a very normal conversation about Bionicle while playing Scrandle.

(Taken from CT's 6/12/25 Gourmet Thursday stream. Captions and the rest by me.)

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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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the old cistern beneath the flood control system

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I love the varied weird ways restaurants incorporate the "do you want a straw/utensils?" question in online ordering.

two recent highlights:

a restaurant where you could select both "no utensils" and "yes utensils" at the same time

a restaurant which had an optional checkbox for "do you want utensils", but instead of just meaning that you got utensils if you checked it, it instead revealed an inner binary choice: yes utensils/no utensils. but you had to opt in to even being asked the question

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Continuing my recent trend of throwing household objects at fruit…

I think you’ll really Dig my patreon page

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This is one of our first NPCs! They're part of a group of Sphinxes that give you powers and gifts.

What do you think this one should be named?

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You don't have to answer this ask but I wanted to show off this chikorita I drew from memory back in 2023

you're wrong i do have to answer this. i love them

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infantry and adultery sound like they'd be opposites but they're in fact completely unrelated

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I think more academic programs should let you write a novel as your thesis project, particularly outside the fine arts. Just imagine the kind of bullshit that would result if they let you write a novel for your master's degree in computer science.