epitheterasedgunsafetyau

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

Been doing a bunch of epithet erased stuff

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

Real quick second post

It’s an animation this time

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

Guys I swear I do stuff other than epithet erased

Anyhow Molly is very angry

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

Welp. I've officially been outdone. I'm not sure what else to say, this is so awesome it might kill this already half-dead blog. 10/10.

I made another animation, In Molly’s Fight instead of dodging she’d dumb down your attack so it does no damage

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

A major perk of Dumb Down Intelligence is that Molly can make the police officers Vincent and the boys defeat confess to their crimes, turn themselves in, and sell out a number of other corrupt officers. Even one successful target can lead to a police station having to choose between enduring an investigation or prosecuting each other like they are supposed to.

Many police stations in sweet jazz city are now understaffed, and most cops avoid attempting to confront Vincent Murder because of the legends of what happened to those who lost. This, in turn, shows that they have something to hide - support for police reforms and defunding have increased dramatically.

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

Jello probably has no idea how much he has contributed to my idiotic antics

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

Molly never shoots while driving, and doesn't let any of the boys do it either. "I don't care what you see in the movies, eyes on the road, not the target".

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

I feel like an idiot for not turning on asks before today. Feel free, I could use a bit of inspiration.

Trixie would totally be the guitarist, especially since Siv compared her to Roxie. They can do vocals too, but probably not the best choice for a primary vocalist. That's not a big deal though, the band mostly do songs that don't have lyrics at all.

Feenie would be on the keyboard, her parents had her take piano lessons to train her for hero reasons, you've seen movies. She is the reason that the band is named "the Peasant Poppers". (Pop off if you got THAT reference)

Molly is the dj, and the one that writes the songs. She is also taking lessons on doing vocals from Gio- I mean VINCENT MURDER.

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

Between working customer service and a few impromptu lessons from Trixie, Molly has an extremely good poker face. If she doesn't want you to know what she is thinking, you won't know what she is thinking until it's to late.

The imposter wins again.

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

Dumb down difficulty; Molly gets a lot more prizes from the carnival then she is supposed to, but Martin leaves her behind to run the store anyway.

It's a good thing she has villains that can help her sneak out <3

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

Dumb down defense: suddenly that minor impact damage doesn't feel so minor. (The bullets still aren't lethal though)

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

Rick Shades saw Molly play pinball and is now entirely convinced that she is an actual wizard. She's just that good.

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

When she sees anyone fail to practice proper gun safety, Molly can and will shoot the gun out of their hand instantly. It's exactly as cool as it sounds.

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

Dumb down weight: make things lighter and you carry basically anything! Just imagining Molly carrying big crates and throwing them at people when necessary is hilarious, but now Vincent CAN walk out with a literal metric ton of exhibits on his back!

[epitheterasedgunsafetyau]

GunSafety!!!!AU Masterpost? Maybe? -I gotta start somewhere I guess

So... After watching anime campaign (take this as a minor spoiler warning, though I won't bring up anything big at all- most of the anime campaign influance is in the title of the blog) I've constantly been thinking about how far I could take the idea of Molly being a master gunwoman. Well I think I found the (completely ill)logical extreme: making her metaphorical Sans to Vincint Murder's Papyrus. The isn't to say that this is my 'what if epithet erased was undertale AU', because really 96% of the changes stem from Molly herself.

Even then, they are almost exclusively moveset changes and headcannons I already have, so there really isn't a lot of storytelling for me to do here. This is really just a bunch of concepts for fun, and I probably won't do to much with them myself.

So basically, this is where I put the stuff I think would happen if Molly somehow kept the gun Giovanni gave her after throwing it at the apatosaurus. If you're writing your own AUs, feel free to use them<3. (as long as you aren't a terrible person spreading terrible messages for terrible people, that is. If you're anti- LGBTQ+, support NFTs, are a proshitter or whatever the hell p*dos are calling themselves these days, or support the American government, you don't devserve to chuckle at my dumbass posts, forget using them.)