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I've reached enlightenment

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AU where berdly's gaming knowledge allows him to instantly recognize what's going on with kris but no one listens cause he's annoying

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Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

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it was not on wheat...

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Real asf This is literally the realest shit anyones ever said

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White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.

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doppelgangers

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oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

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I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.

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Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, uaing the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now

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I guess I’m just really confused about why we were concerned about a Chinese app having all of our data but we’re not concerned about a South African immigrant having all of our data…and all of our Social Security numbers…and access to all of our money…

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Just reminder:

Fuck ICE

Death to Trump and his billionaire buddies

Always punch Nazis

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Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

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hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

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The cruelty of racist white men.