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"Oh, yeah, I saw him head out this way. To the caves, I believe?"
[You look down for dialogue options only to find they all say "Loading..." for some reason.]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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[he says the same dialogue with the exact same cadence… but a bit faster?]
[Skip, Larry, skip…]
“Last name?”
[“Yes”]
[“No”]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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["Oh, well I don't know any other Larrys who passed through here. Or in this town. Sorry."]
[The dialogue closes.]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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“Last name?”
[“Yes”]
[“No”]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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"Oh, heading out?"
["Yes."] ["Have you seen someone named Larry pass through here?"]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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[There’s so many X’s it’s hard to make out any meaningful information.]
[you reach the northeast exit, and you find a guard watching the path outward.]
[It feels jarringly similar to the gate you passed on your way in]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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[You find a map of Hexawood. It’s covered in X’s, crossing locations out, except for the Northeast exit, which is circled.]
[You realize Hexawood itself is in the shape of a hexagon. Explains the other half of the name.]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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[You head to the address you were given.]
[It's a house that looks just like the adjacent houses. The door is left open. You enter.]
[You don't find anyone there, but the place is in quite a mess. You could probably find something if you looked around a bit more.]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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[Lition falls asleep. cats.]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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[Lition opens her mouth to speak, but then stares off into the distance for a second, before saying something else like she's reading off a script.]
"Don't worrrrrrrrrry about it. But I should recommend, for the *ahem* best possible experience, avoid being in Areas while your partner is currently in a different Area."
"that's just my opinion that I chose to have of my own will, of course. meow."
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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[You hear Lition mutter something]
"some times things are only there when looked at, mew."
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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[Lition is shaking.]
[Or rather, being shaking-ed]
"O-o-o-o-o-okay that's enough you can stop now!"
[You both hear the audio perfectly. No window to type a response appears. Can you speak freely?]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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"Right. here, take this. It has all I know. Sorry I don't know any more."
[You take a paper with info written on it.]
[Recipient: Larry Lastname] [Address: 201] [Request: A portrait of the client posing with a treasure chest overflowing with gold coins.] [Notes: Took the painting and ditched! I should probably start asking for half up front.]
[Attached to the paper is a photo of Larry.]
"I bet those were fake golden coins. You might be able to find clues at his house."
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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"Oh, good! So you see, this man in town, Larry, commissioned me for a painting..."
["Skip to where I come in."] ["Go on."]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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"It's such an artistic place!"
"Ah well, what would you like?"
["I'm here for your quest."] ["Can I buy that painting?"] ["Can you paint something for me?"]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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[You hear the quest guy shout back to you.]
"Okay! I'll mark this quest as pending! You have until Patrickson thinks you abandoned him!"
[You enter the Patrickson Painters store. Every surface is covered in either paint or paintings.]
"Ah, Bonjour, mon ami, I... am not French. I apologize."
["Then why did you greet me with French words?"] ["What's a France?"] ["Tell me about this place."] ["Let's get to the point, I'm here for your quest."]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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[Quest Giver: Patrickson (Painter)] [Description: I painted a sign for a client, but they haven't paid up, and now I can't find them! Help me track them down and I'll give you a cut of the gold they owe me!] [Head to Patrickson Painters to start.] [Quest is complete upon finding the debtor.]
HEY
YOU
RANDOM PERSON
WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE!?
-Statalus of @status-updates
"AGHGGG- ..UH... UH SURE???"
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