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my main man scoobert goes in

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dog: lets out the most genuine & affected sigh possible

me: what's happened? who or what has brought such suffering upon your world-weary, furry shoulders? can i do anything? can anything be done? will you ever be at peace? please rest

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inspired by sweater corgi today

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the gender envy i feel for teenage boys in 80s movies is insane

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Florence Pugh as Dani in MIDSOMMAR (2019) - (1/10) female characters

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you’re laughing. the president is crytyping on twitter and you’re laughing.

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just remembered my favorite ben shapiro own of all time which is when he was debating a transgender woman on dr. drew and he made a point to misgender her as many times as possible in a single sentence so she put her hand on the back of his neck like she was picking up a kitten, looked him dead in the eyes, and said “cut it out or you’ll be leaving here in an ambulance”

shapiro started immediately sniveling about civility in political debate like the little cockroach he is but not a single person in the room would back him up

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Yes, I was the only one in a costume, and yes, it was awkward, but I had to rep cryptid goths in my very conservative, corporate workplace

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#Thick King™ Cheddar