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It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

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Never let them know your next move!

Please, you gotta watch Eddie Williams' audition on Australia's Got Talent 2019 until the end!

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A little advice from someone studying extremist groups: if you’re in a social media environment where the daily ubiquitous message is that you have no hope of any kind of future and you can’t possibly achieve anything without a violent overthrow of society, you’re being radicalized, and not in the good way.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

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thank you doctor for doubling my testosterone. however i turn into a hound of some sorts late into the evenings. i am not complaining but i was not informed of this effect either way

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"it's a foxgirl promise" means it's the most trustworthy thing in the whole wide world and you have to believe it 100%

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"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

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tumblr isn’t a social media it’s a farmers market and the people you follow are the vendors and your mutuals are regulars and sometimes a person I buy pumpkins from will start selling realistic models of sailboats and damn i’m not gonna buy any but I will come by and compliment you on your sailboats

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comic about girlfriends

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My hypothesis is that in like 10 years gen z is gonna have a big cult boom the way the boomers did in the 70s

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We've all got that one Tumblr mutual who does NOT play about the martyrdom of Saint Sebastian

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More beautiful tiles, every single one of these please