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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: May 1

2019

follow your heartbeat to freedom [david/patrick, G, 4,271] by withkissesfour

He’s always prided himself on making decisions, making them well, making them wisely, but it’s rare that they’re not clouded, directed, guided by the overwhelming need to be liked, an eagerness to please, a desire to be nice, to always be as nice as he can be; and he can’t figure out whether he’s made the right choice once he’s made it. Patrick makes choices, in four parts.

Like Coming Home [david/patrick, G, 6,641] by @erandri

Patrick knows that he likes guys, he's just never put it in so many words. Or, the five times Patrick almost comes out and the one time he does.

steel and oak [david/patrick, E, 4,580] by @helvetica-upstart

“Would you have picked me up in a bar, if I'd been there back when you were looking for randoms?” Patrick asks, pupils blown wide. “I’ve never done that before, I don’t even know what it would be like, but. I can imagine. I'd want it.” or, David has some idle talents; Patrick has some fantasies that would put them to use.

2020

May all your wishes come true [david/patrick, NR, 6,394] by For_pucks_sake

David and Patrick make birthday wishes over the years.

Not Quite Ready [david/patrick, E, 801] by @reginahalliwell

David and Patrick try something new, and David realizes he isn't quite ready.

Solid [david/patrick, T, 959] by @impressionism

After the wedding, after the goodbyes, Patrick steps up to take care of David. That's pretty much it.

The Beautiful Game [david/patrick, G, 1,671] by @popfly

David and Patrick meet at a baseball game.

This Room Will Keep You Warm [david/patrick, T, 3,159] by odofidi

Patrick wakes up one January morning with a terrible head cold. David (with a small assist from Stevie) finds his way through the day.

Unbelievable [david/patrick, G, 488] by @thegrayness

Patrick comes back with lunch for David in The Olive Branch: A Ficlet.

2021

As They Rolled Away [gen, G, 330] by shuisfan79

Stevie watches Johnny and Moira through the car window as their car rolls away.

come home to my heart [ted/alexis, G, 1,822] by @roseapothecary

“Oh, my god — Ted?” Her own voice echoes in her ears and she’s suddenly standing, dumbfounded, outside Cafe Tropical almost seven years ago. Watching Ted step into the bistro felt eerily similar to watching him step off that motorcycle for the first time. It’s the kind of shock that makes the sparkling restaurant tile quake under her Louboutins. Except, this time, the feelings bubbling to her chest are now far more nuanced than she knows how to process — no amount of personal growth or number of self-care retreats with Oprah could’ve prepared her to suddenly come face-to-face with the first person she ever loved more than herself. OR: Alexis has a blind date. It's not what she EX-pected.

Double-Booked [david/patrick, E, 13,171] by @themelancholyvegetable

David books an Airbnb. Patrick books a VRBO. It's the same house. Tropes: There's only one bed; snowed in/forced proximity

Fate Is Kind When You Wish [david/patrick, M, 8,685] by @januarium

There it is, an actual real life shooting star. He’d had a brief period of obsession with Disney’s Pinocchio as a child and had thrown a spectacular tantrum when his parents refused to make shooting stars appear for him on command. Adelina had explained that that was why they were so special. You don’t get all the wishes you want, you only get them if you’re really lucky and you take the time to look. David is pretty sure he's seen a couple before, and those wishes certainly didn’t come true, but he can’t help himself. He stares at the star flying across the sky and thinks as loudly as he can. I wish I knew what’s going on in Patrick’s head.

Gonna Watch You Shine [johnny & stevie, G, 1,127] by @kiwiana-writes

Found Family Feelings: The Johnny & Stevie edition.

In the long reeds of difficulty and pain (that’s where you find the treasure) [david/patrick, E, 3,363] by @redwineandqueer

When the knock comes, Patrick has been pacing his apartment for over an hour. The TV blares, forgotten, in the background and a pile of books are scattered over the coffee table, remnants of his unsuccessful attempts to distract himself from the echoing silence. Because David still hasn’t called.

Rollin' With the Homies [alexis/twyla, T, 9,917] by @sarahlevys

So I know it seems like I live in this, like, super privileged world. Or maybe, like, a rip-off of The O.C. – or even worse, Laguna Beach, ugh! But I swear, I have a totally normal life! Alexis Rose is just your totally average 16 year old with two annoying older siblings, David and Stevie, and a totally normal crush on her best friend, Twyla Sands. It's completely chill. She isn't, like, totally buggin'. AKA: the Clueless AU.

2022

not before 10 a.m. [david/patrick, T, 200] by @dinnfameron

David's not really a morning person? But for Patrick, he might make an exception. Written for the prompt: Someone says “I can’t believe you talked me into this…”

the lie between your teeth [david/patrick, M, 48,126] by @stereopticons

The man–David, 30, 79 miles away–is giving the camera an imperious stare, thick eyebrows knitted together, dark stubble perfectly highlighting his face, lips parted just slightly. The only word Patrick can think of to describe him is beautiful and even that feels inadequate. He stares at the picture for so long, waiting for his brain to come back online, that his phone screen dims and shuts off. AU in which David and Patrick meet via a dating app, or the answer to the question, "what if David's 79-mile-away match from 2x07 was actually Patrick?"

We blend into my favorite color [david/patrick, E, 2,333] by anonymous

After Cabaret ends, Patrick is interested in the idea of wearing makeup again. Him and David explore this in the bedroom.

2023

Drabble Life 2023 [david/patrick, NR, 1,909] by @jesuisici33

new year, new drabbles!drabbles based on weekly prompts from schittscreekdrabbleblog on tumblr

Forever [david/patrick, G, 100] by @legalgal421

David reflects during his wedding.

Spin [david/patrick, G, 100] by @ramonaflow

100 words based on the Tumblr prompt: Spin

2024

“Where words fail, music speaks.” [david/patrick, M, 22,272] by @characterassassination-at-9am

What would happen if we mashed up Noah's lyrics with Patrick's thoughts and words? Title is a quote by Hans Christian Andersen

Ouch! [david/patrick, T, 735] by @a-noble-dragon

One second David’s crouching down to get a box of Rose Apothecary totes from the lower shelf, then the next he’s overbalanced and is falling ass backwards onto the floor right in the middle of the store.

The Beltane Blessing [david/patrick, E, 1,725] by @a-noble-dragon

The Fae realm at Schitt’s Creek is on a different plain to that of the human world. Only at Samhain or Beltane does the veil between the two world’s thin. At those times, the fae peek through the transparent veil to laugh at the humans and their antics. They’re drawn to the joy, abundance, and fertility of the festival which marks the beginning of summer, and is held midway between spring equinox and summer solstice. And sometimes, when the mischief mood is as high as the moon, the fae leave their realm to join in with the fun.

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017 or 2018 2019: 3 fics/15,492 words 2020: 7 fics/14,059 words 2021: 7 fics/38,415 words 2022: 3 fics/50,659 words 2023: 3 fics/2,109 words 2024: 3 fics/24,372 words Total: 26 fics/145,466 words

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On April 16th 2025 the US federal government has proposed to change the interpretation of the endangered species act so that it no longer protects habitat.

This is open for public comment until the end of May 19th. Please comment and make your voice heard.

Wildlife need their habitat. If the ESA redefines harm so that habitat is no longer protected, the implications for wildlife would be catastrophic.

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What's the dumbest argument you guys have gotten into and why?

last week they argued about how big a foot is

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i think about the way they shot this picture every day.

hellooooooooo where is the behind the scenes video for THIS!!!!!! i need it

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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learning the backstories of any of your female relatives always amounts to taking 500 points of psychological damage and wondering if the world is irredeemably evil

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an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever

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A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.

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New GF season let’s goooooooo

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thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

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This is the worst timeline. (x)

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Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

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Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers