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Shota had been sorting through some emails when Sansa had made his proposition. Oh boy, here we go. Shota wasn't quite convinced about going snake hunting, but he'd humor his feline friend. If they enjoyed fishing together, what was the difference between hunting an amberjack and a 20 foot long reptile.

Shota didn't know much about snake but given Python's constrictive nature, Shota supposed that he and the snakes in question had more in common than he originally thought. "I know they squeeze their prey, but they aren't venomous, are they? The last thing I need is to be spit in the eye by a dinosaur."

starter call || accepting.

"Shota." Sansa starts off by turning himself towards the other with bright, golden irises blown wide with interest. "What if we went snake hunting in the everglades. For pythons." The feline man holds up both hands to indicate around 5 feet in length. "They'd be waaay bigger than this. It's in America. I've always wanted to go." He's starting to ramble on a bit incoherently while discussing the topic at hand.

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You have to take Aizawa out on at least three dates for knife play. Those are the rules.

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this was so not worth crawling out of my grave for

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🍼 [a BABIE]

Hestia sees the little one & smiles, sitting down to meet him at his level. “Hi. I’m Hestia.”

-mun is sobbing-

Source; Riiiight here.

Send Me 🍼 To Talk To My Muse As A Toddler

A balled fist knead at his eye in an attempt to rub some of the sleepiness out of it. The two year old didn't seem too bothered by Hestia's presence, given that his own mother wasn't too far away. He said nothing but with Misako's low hiss of, "Shota, be polite and say hello." he finally spoke. "Hello," he said, tilting his head slightly to catch a glimpse his mother's eye. He had done what he was told, but he wasn't willing to offer much more than that. Instead he offered Hestia the stuffed black cat that had been under his arm. "Kitty."

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"By the way you swaggered over here, I already know I'm not going to like what you have to say."

"...I didn't even say anything and you're already dismissing me!? Hmph!"

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If Aizawa is mean to your muse, I'm sorry. He, however, is not.

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wait where can i find tiny aizawa

I GIVE YOU

BABYZAWA!!!!

from an untranslated smash comic where aizawa and a few of the kids are fighting a villain with an age regression quirk. aizawa held them off as long as possible, but the dude can’t hold his eyes open forever. and now we have what a 4-5 year old aizawa looked like. 

apparently, he was a kid with a shitty bowl cut and guardians who thought eye patches would fix his dry eye.

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My mans has been tired his whole goddamn life.

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🍕 is he emo Send Me 🍕 To Talk To My Muse As A Teenager

@artisanshinobi is asking the real questions. Source? Here!

Of course he is emo.

"I don't know what you want Deidara, but the answer is no."

He is also very sassy.

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I know it ain't Munday but have my face. I made a baby cry today because I took off my glasses (in front of her) and she didn't recognize me.

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If Mr. Aizawa hadn't already been awake, he might have been perturbed by the noise of rattling glass. Abandoning the book he had been reading on his nightstand, he begrudgingly forced himself up from his bed. Once he had approached the window, Shota paused, taking in the pitiful sight before him. Calloused fingers then reached up to unlatch the metal lock of the window up to open it fully.

"Higuruma," the teacher breathed out, his shoulders slacking before obsidian eyes blinked. "The door does work, you know," Aizawa reminded him, his voice too weary to sound reprimanding. Despite his words, he still took a step back to allow the incubus inside. "Feeling lonely, again?"

random wheel of verses sort of ( accepting ) — @eraserisms

There's a tapping at one of the windows. Dark as the outside landscape may be, the glimmer of twin eyes peers in. Is there a better way to go about this? Most certainly. Does he have the energy or mental fortitude to enact such decency? Clearly not.

"Aizawa-san..." Nothing more than a distant pitiful whine, buffered by panes of glass and chilled air. He sounds more like snapped river weeds than the usual courtly drawl. Look at how far he's fallen again.

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🙏🏾✂️🍓⚡️ [muse talking about mun]

Sent in by the darling @dhampiravidi

⚡ What is the mun’s favorite weather?

"We're actually kind of on the same page about that one. We both like the rain although D.A. can't stand being wet. I don't mind getting rained on but he rather be inside while it's happening. His favorite season is autumn and so is mine. He can't stand the humidity as much as I can which is why he prefers it to spring."

🙏 Do you think the mun would be able to survive in your world?

Aizawa threw back his head letting out a bark of a laugh. The question alone was comedic gold. "He hardly can survive in the one that he's living in right now, and I don't even mean that woefully. One villain stopping traffic would be enough to throw him into a tantrum. He'd probably end up being just as much of a fanboy as Izuku is and that's saying something. Then again, if heroes were his reality, on the flipside he might actually have 0 interest in it and view it as something stupid and 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians'-esque" Shota gave a small toss of his head from side to side as he considered his next words. "He'd never be a hero and his quirk would be far from heroic. He might have a quirk related to blood considering he worked in a medical lab for some time. More likely, he'd have some sort of cooking orientated quirk and I suppose he'd be able to get by with that. It probably would be something along the lines of having the ability to make perfect measurements every time. He has a talent with the gas pump too in that regard and almost always gets the cost to match an even number. If you can call that a talent that is"

✂ Did the mun ever do something to make you jealous?

"I wouldn't really say that it's something that I'm jealous of, but he is a lot better with people than I am. I work with people well enough and can compromise when the time comes but, he has a gift when it comes to people. People tend to easily trust him and if someone is upset he is more quick to notice than I am."

🍓 What is something you and the mun disagree on?

"How we spend money. Once again this isn't really a disagreement but more so a difference in priorities. D.A. does like to go out to eat sometimes, but I spend more money on 'out food' than he does. I do it because I can't and don't want t cook, but he rather spend his money on things I think are frivolous like teapots, puzzles and those damn Funko Pops. But, we're also both big savers."

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Vigilante: BNHA Illegals || Eraser Head (Aizawa Shouta) Episode 12

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Sometimes I think about changing my URL but I just feel that it has become progressively more appropriate for my portrayal of Aizawa. I used to only write Shota with one person for like 4-5 years but I've gained so many great friends here that I can bounce ideas off of and talk to about Aizawa. I feel like I was able to flesh him out much more completely and that includes the stoicism principles that I've began to incorporate into his philosophy. So, the use of 'isms' seems to be more fitting than ever.

Thanks everyone.

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🌺 send this to ten muns you think are wonderful 🌺

Me, responding to this 100 years later. But, thank you :) . I know I've been a bit touch and go here but I can't wait to get things rolling with you and all that fun stuff. Seeing you on the dash makes me smile and I enjoy seeing all of your dash commentary, even when its involving people that I don't follow/I don't know the full context of things. I hope you had a good weekend and all of that! Happy Monday.

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Send Me 🍼 To Talk To My Muse As A Toddler

Send Me 🧃 To Talk To My Muse As A Young Child

Send Me 🍕 To Talk To My Muse As A Teenager

Send Me ☕️ To Talk To My Muse As An Adult

Send Me 🍵  To Talk To My Muse As An Elder 

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sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation