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bro shut up i’m trying to relive an emotional fictional moment

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— Albert Camus, The Misunderstanding

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i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts

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from the magazine! I'm crying 😭

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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

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the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

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Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

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i love this character so much bro. now show me how they’d look shaking and sobbing on the floor after their entire worldview and sense of self and worth has been shattered, all alone with no one in the world who cares enough about them to even politely ask if they’re okay

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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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love books. because it’s like what if something happened

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More Kaiju no8 silly stuff

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I NEED THIS MAN.

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Soshiro Hoshina | Kaiju N.8 Ep. 8 "Welcome to the defense force"  

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i got my best friend into kn8 and he was telling me about this and i can't get it out of my head

i might delete this later bcause it's a super quick doodle or whatever but

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Hoshina Soshiro really is a character of all time.

He's the most powerful swordsman in history in a world where using swords sucks. He has an inferiority complex. He'll fight anyone. He's a short king. He's the fandom-voted most fuckable character. He is fatally devoted. He's filled with bloodlust. He's self-sacrificial. He's a caring leader and encouraging teacher. He will mock anyone mercilessly. He's laid-back and funny. He has the repression of a Roman Catholic. He passed Kafka on an off-chance suspicion then got too distracted by his giant tits personality to follow up. His fighting seduces monsters. He reads Persian poetry for fun. He's Matsumoto's specialist little princess.