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allo, I realized I rarely post on tumblr, but might as well put a schedule here incase any cute transfemme puppy girls wanna check out da streams this week :3
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''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''
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Holy shit its the Eri of the byte
WHAT ARE YOU A COP?
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It's real puppygirl hours. Double tap if you're up, getting pets and scritches
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Oh shit i forgot to post this here over a month ago
@eribytevt calling me a good.. uuuuh
Girl..? Boy..?
Uuuuh...
Idk, but she is hot
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Oh shit i forgot to post this here over a month ago
@eribytevt calling me a good.. uuuuh
Girl..? Boy..?
Uuuuh...
Idk, but she is hot
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HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
I COME HERE TO BESTOW YOU WITH AN AMAZING SIGHT
smol catgirl on a box
she's very smort and we love her
@eribytevt โก
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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.
So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".
So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.
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''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''
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A computer is a type of inefficient space heater that can display pictures of boobs.[1]
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if a bicurious girl approaches you wanting to "experiment with her sexuality" you have to fuck in a lab coat and goggles or not at all
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I love blahaj <3
art by @erisaconitum (https://twitter.com/ErisAconitum)
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art by https://vgen.co/artofsasi
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I forgor to update this, but with resident evil 4, we're cured
The Eribyte Baldur's Gate 3 Challenge
as reccomended by @clargonaut, for every character permadeath in Baldur's gate 3, I will have to stream 1 hour of a horror game. I am a massive coward so this will be pretty fun hopefully. So far the deaths are:
Halsin the druid
Gale the wizard
total: 2 hours
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