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"even if it is a pokemon, bugs are disgusting" - a line from misty that has unbelievable implications
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WARNING FOR ANYONE WITH AUDITORY EPILEPSY AS OF 8/23/25 - theres a new ad for i think it was "the conjuring" ? that starts with yellow text that reads "test your hearing, best to wear headphones" -
THE FREQUENCY THAT PLAYS SECONDS IN IS A SEIZURE INDUCING PITCH!
please mute the ad or click skip!! in our ad we couldn't click skip in time because it made us sit through the beginning of the pitch.
PLEASE STAY SAFE and avoid this ad's audio if you're seizures or migraines are triggered by high frequency noises!
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“I asked ChatGPT —”
Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo
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never underestimate how much a "☝️" can add to a sentence
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i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention
‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??
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fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up
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I swear to god I'm gonna [remembers to make threats comedic so people don't get worried] put on spandex and start terrorising Gotham
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I need to throw him against a wall until I get bored
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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If you took the time to respond to this, you can spare a moment to read and donate to my brother Nader Al-Anqar @abdalsalam2000. His situation in Gaza is very precarious, the IOF is threatening to occupy the entire city and displace him and his family, who already suffer from bombings and famine. Please please donate so that they can survive, so that if they are forced to evacuate they might have the funds to escape when the border opens. Please donate to his vetted by gazavetters fundraiser (#4), for the love of humanity.
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bananas ROTAT E

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rotato faster banana

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can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?

yES FEEL TH e SPED

WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY
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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence
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