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when pressed for comment on the matter the senator humbly asked for the American people to stare long and hard into the eye of his ruby amulet
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I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.
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if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins
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invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table
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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally
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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart
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The Sea III, 1913, Emil Nolde.
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Frederick Childe Hassam, Moonlight, Isle of Shoals
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This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why
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here have this grond meme that my partner made
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Oh
My God
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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
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Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.
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