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Ew. Who even are you.

WHAT THE FUCK DON’T YOU EVEN DARE

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I agree. I’m starting to think planes are becoming less ergonomic as time goes on.

Great to see you again, Lisette.

International flights are such a pain.

Just happy to be home and see my family one best family. A pleasant surprise to come home to I must admit, I agree.

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God, then I don't want to be doing anything right. The food is outstanding.

[After-Party Flashback]

I’m definitely doing something wrong if I’m eating more than I’m drinking.

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You'll get them next year, Elliot.

If you’re looking at me with an intention to converse, I must warn you, I’m debilitated by the grief of losing best dressed.

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Congratulations, Miss Kurylenko. There's a congratulatory gift basket being sent to your home on behalf of Ellie and Laura. I admit, I had a little something to do with it.

I just got off the phone with the admissions office.

… you’re now looking at one of the students of Belmont Medical School, Class of 2021.

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I've been doing alright. Perhaps lacking a bit of pigment, but everything is okay -- relatively speaking, that is. There's been a hell lot of unrest around City Hall, but I'm sure you know of that from both sides.

What about you, Pippa? Holding up alright?

I'm offended.

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Miss Harrow, I am appalled. First you encourage me, only to challenge me? Our friendship is not working out. I'll have to rescind my invitation to the protest.

I'm offended.

I will fully support this campaign to get Best Butt included as a category, but you should prepare to lose to me, honestly. I’m a shoe-in for Launceston’s Best Butt. But see? This is why we need the category. To settle the rivalry.

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Well... you know what? I don't get the hype with your hair. And that is that, Mr. Plushenko.

I'm offended.

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You can bet on it. I'll try to reserve a seat for the near future, but I figure I'll be placed on a long waiting list.

Besides your business, how have you been, Miss Vorshevsky?

Thank you, Mr. Callaghan. I’m glad you enjoyed it. It’s a shame you couldn’t stay for the whole event. Everyone I’ve spoken to has said they all had a wonderful time. Since you liked it that much, does this mean I can expect to have you back soon as a real customer so you can get the full experience?

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Miss Vorshevsky, I just wanted to commend you on the restaurant. I attended the opening but was only able to stay for the appetizer, unfortunately. I had to pick the girls up from a birthday party.

It was absolutely delicious. A sincere congratulations on your establishment.

"Well, last night was a major success."

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remember that one time James tried to buy Erik's daughter with three goats.

A fucking insult is what that was.

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Not Best Smile? You're killing me, Pippa.

I'm offended.

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"Then I guess we both agree that it is better that you keep those thoughts to yourself, Mrs. St.Clair, " Erik nods politely, attempting to keep conversation civil, despite any other inclinations. 

"How is Faye doing? I haven't been able to speak to her since the city went on its wild-streak recently."

I'm offended.

I could name a few categories that would be perfectly suited for you, but I´m not sure if you would like my suggestions.

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Well, Vittoria, I tend to be a sucker for Tuscany. The scenery just lends itself over to good moods and great wine.

I assume you loved Milan, considering its booming fashion industry. 

I'm Offended.

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Oh, I win that category every Monday-Friday from 9am-5pm. Have you seen my pocket squares?

How's it going, Nate?

I'm offended.

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Oh, it wouldn't be kind of me to voice my opinion on that. Everyone is very worthy.

That is one speech I would look forward to hearing. I'm sure it would go down as one of the most amusing.

As of now, I am not escorting anyone. I think I have forgotten how to date, although it's alright. I'm not exactly the most eligible bachelor; I believe I've lost my interest in most of it.

I'm offended.

Is that so? Which categories are you referring to, Mr. Callaghan? I’m curious.

Thank you; ah, you caught that, did you? Well, I suppose it would be even more awkward if the two of us weren’t on good terms, yet I can’t say if we win I’ll be overly thrilled. Frankly, I have a right mind to tell the entire city while we’re accepting the award that any relationship we had, or may have in the future, is none of their business.

And who is the lucky lady you’ll be escorting to the awards this year? There has to be someone, right?