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Masakatsu Shimoda

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one of my favourite things when i'm a customer somewhere is getting the "you see this shit?" look from one of the employees about another customer or coworker. Yes, i have been correctly identified as an ally in your struggle, the customer you can trust to go "yeah, what the fuck?" instead of blowing up at you. i am honored to be knighted by the sword of your piercing gaze ma'am. And thank you for my coffee.

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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

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I just gotta say I'm a big fan of us, particularly @erikalynae

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It’s my BIRTHDAY and we went ICE SKATING and it was CUTE 🎉

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We’re cute

I love you, My Love! @erikalynae

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Thierry Mugler Spring 1997

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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

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No 👎

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himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

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arts and crafts are killing me. badly

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sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024)