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In case you were looking for something to do today.

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check out this periodic table

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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

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you know, considering how many times rich people are mentioned as sinful in the Bible versus how many times homosexuals are mentioned as sinful in the Bible, it’s really funny how I’ve never seen entire Christian organizations go out of their way to criticize, boycott, or deny services to rich people… 

weird how that works, huh

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the word “gay” actually comes from the word “gaywad” created by xbox live gamers and appropriated by the homosexual community, so you’re welcome

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One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something

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The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

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In case you were living under a rock

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Bonus+poem: https://is.gd/8qC3e4

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Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke. 

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Bi girl and bi guy: *kiss each other*

Me: wlw and mlm solidarity

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smal

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Gunsmithing at its finest.