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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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pride month!!!

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I don't like that you look gross when you're sick. you should get to look really hot and cool and tragic

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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reminder that "allies welcome" was once secret code for "those not out yet can still participate without putting themselves at risk", and for those who aren't out yet to comfortably exist in these spaces you have to let allies exist in those spaces too.

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they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

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this is your daily reminder to dump a glass of water out onto the ground and then eat the glass. take care of yourself please 🩵