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"commenting is hard i never know what to say" this is an actual comment i left on a fic last night
you can literally write anything you want
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one time when I was a kid my parents were arguing while we were driving somewhere and I was in the backseat so I wrote "are you going to get a divorce" on my foot and slowly extended my leg betwixt the seats
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they're a little... ossiflied
@elodieunderglass one for you maybe
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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you
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would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.
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hey would you like to see a normal house for sale in ontario ? :) :)
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I like when little kids lie not to be malicious but because they’re literally figuring out how true/false conditions work. Like they learn to talk and then they’re like wait… I can just say ANY words, huh.
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