UNNAMED COP: well, itâs about time!
TRUDEAU: i got here as soon as i heard. another dead female, right? mid to late twenties?
UNNAMED COP: iâve been paging you for over an hour, trudeau. where have you been?
TRUDEAU: hoping. checking out a lead.
UNNAMED COP: what lead?
TRUDEAU: one that didnât go anywhere.
UNNAMED COP: youâre avoiding my question.
TRUDEAU:Â âcause you donât want to know i went to an occult show.
[several seconds of silence]
UNNAMED COP: you hate me, donât you? you want to see me suffer.
iâm literally like 5 min into charmed (the 1998 version) and iâm already enjoying it more than my attempt to watch the vampire diaries
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just got jekyll to his third ascension and i gasped when i saw the blood on him and went âoh, no, baby! what happened??â and then his ascension dialogue started
JEKYLL: yes, itâs alright. calm down.
JEKYLL: even if hyde takes over, you alone, i wonât hurt no matter what.
and i...
;_; baby...
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PIRATE: gather up, gather up! letâs show our teacher what we can do!
PIRATE: letâs use the achilles-style technique, âgang up on a lone guy and beat him up.â
PIRATE: aka, âwhat to do if you see a lancer with an unkempt beard!â now is the time!
MASH: i think we just heard a name for a tactic that we can never let hektor hear, senpai!
kgkldfkdfjksdfkldlk mash how did you know he was talking about hektor
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PIRATE: no way----!? heâs seriously ripped for being a brat!
PIRATE: h-heâs like a bodybuilder... we are no match for him! run... run away!
theyâre talking about alexander and i fucking choked
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MASH: not just heracles. medea and hektor also possess terrifying power.
MASH: if all three attack at once, itâll be impossible for us to hold out.
MASH: if we could at least lure heracles away from the others--
ME: ...
ROMAN: ... how about we flee with the âarkâ in tow, and wait for an opportunity...
MASH: doctor, just go choke on an expired sesame bun or something.
MASH GDKSFKSL
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david is... really... cute... i...
i looked him up and heâs given to you after you finish oceanos, so i guess thatâs what iâm gonna do today :B
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DRAKE: treasure always ends up in the pocket of the decisive one. thatâs how this world works!
DRAKE: if heracles is unstoppable, then bring it on. only humans can challenge the impossible.
DRAKE: weâre greedy and shameless. we live by dreaming of achieving the impossible!
DRAKE: isnât that right, asahi?
mash had mentioned earlier that she thinks that drake and i are similar, and... yeah. yep. yep.
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roman was saying something about how we should retreat from the argonauts instead of fighting them, since we already have euryale, and i responded to him out loud with a muttered, deadly calm, âroman, i am going to beat the shit out of jason.â
JASON: you canât win! as if you could! heracles travelled everywhere, fought every monster. he was undefeated, and ultimately rose to become a god! heâs not like you second- and third-raters. you trash mobs are fated to be ripped to shreds!
ME:Â (staring intensely at jason) iâm going to beat the fuck out of you.
JASON: of course, as a summoned servant, he does lack two things. intelligence and dignity. heâs just a vicious stray dog now. serves him right, iâd say. now... hand over euryale. if you do, iâll stop sending heracles to attack you. what do you say, you master-ish entity?
ME: shut the fuck up.
EURYALE: ...
MASH: master!
JASON: haha! i see, i see! you are very courageous! i really, really, really like you! and you have such a cute servant, too! good, very good! youâre just like a hero! wooo! so cool! --geez, so cocky for the likes of trash. can you perish now, servants and all?
i didnât dislike any of the prior antagonists as much as i dislike jason right now vgjdfjk
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MASH: odds are [francis drake] is a nefarious good-for-nothing.
ME: roman is just as good-for-nothing.
MASH: yes. thatâs correct.
sorry roman. i am teasing you with only affection in my heart because the reactions are too fucking funny
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in terms of bond levels, cascĂș has been consistently ahead of everyone else, even those that i had gotten before him, so i just imagine that cascĂș just fell immediately into friend love with me
robin hood's bond level progress feels steady and not particularly remarkable--he likes me well enough, but he's more cagey about showing it--whereas with jekyll, there was A Big Mountain that took so long to climb and then everything after that has been very easy. he and hyde both love me so much now
... and right now i'm trying to get emiya and gilgamesh's bond lvls up. emiya just hit lvl 2 and i'm still waiting for gilgamesh to get there so that i can swap one of them out for kiyohime for a bit
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emiya: the only people i dislike are the gold archer and blue lancer. do me a favor and make sure i'm not put on the same team as them, yeah?
me, looking at caster cĂș chulainn and caster gilgamesh: well... technically i am not violating the terms of agreement
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Me: so you're saying arjuna alter is really strong?
Friend: yup, hes busted in the story and in-game
Me: huh?
Friend: oh y'know, he just absorbed most of the gods in India and ate them
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i had an event ticket that i could spend on one (1) 4-star servant and i was torn between saber siegfried and caster gilgamesh--i only have one saber, which is fergus, whom i don't use because he is a rugged older man, which is Not My Type, so tactically i probably should have gone for siegfried, but... gilgamesh... too pretty
so i got gilgamesh. and now i'm waiting for my ap to recover so that i can mine more caster exp so that i can yoink his lvl up
literally the only classes i ever use/homegrow rather than pull a support for are assassin (hi jekyll, love you), archer (robin hood and emiya!), and caster (cascĂș and now gilgamesh! <3)
I Am Very Good At Games
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