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zayn giving louis a big shout out during his stairway to the sky show in la (night 2) 29.01.25 🥹❤️

louis in the crowd: 

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happy bday, my sun.

(insp)

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being a one direction stan during your teenage years literally alters your brain chemistry and makes you insane for the rest of your life

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do you think it'll all be okay?

yeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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i haven’t been on tumblr in so long and i miss it sm. pls reblog this if you are a one direction blog so i can refresh my following 🤕

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I am dying watching Louis know he’s about to eat a hot dog in front of us all and trying to do it in the least phallic way possible.

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Me:

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Woman instrumental part + sliding up to sing the last line. 

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This was a group photo. A group. Photo.

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Do you think Louis could be in Berlin? 👀

I hope he was getting sweaty in that club with Harry and they were both throwing some wild shapes

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We've all seen this, and variations of, this clip. Usually it's a 10, 20 second cut of this moment which of course, in itself, is very telling.

But the uncut version?

Only those who have been in a situation where you are having to be subtle about your interaction with someone will see the nuance in pretty much every frame.

A few observations; About a third of the way in, you can see Louis flash his eye sideways for a split second to check the camera and Harry's hand in his peripheral vision.

He then starts the 'organic' build up to him moving his arm to meet Harry's hand, flexing his fingers and coughing, with the aim to naturally get his arm in the right position.

Then (not so subtly lol) checks the camera and 'organically' moves his arm to harrys hand- smiling to himself when he's successful.

Finally, Harry gently brushes his upper arm, and softly smiles.

This moment was nearly 15 years ago, but still has me in a fucking chokehold lol.

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Do you believe all these rumors? Everyone saw him and no one took a photo?

The club has a no photo policy.

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Get the fuck out of fandom larrie tinhats. Sell your tickets to those real louies who love the real Louis with his son and girlfriend. If you haven't yet got the message just look at how many real Louies liked and qouted his tweet about Freddie and how Louis thanked all non tinhat UAs for their Defenceless and charity projects. Non larrie UAs and fans are the majority in his fandom. So GTFO of this fandom wacko tinhats.

Dear anti,

since you all seem to be bred in the same pits of Isengard you’re going to read this message on behalf of every idiot sending my blog the same word-for-word copy/paste anti-mantras.

Let me paint you a picture.

So this fandom is like a village. And Larry tumblr is a bakery in said village. A peaceful little place, really traditional, one that bakes their stuff, creates little seasonal muffins and cupcakes. It’s a bit old-fashioned but nonetheless cozy. They sell the best rainbow cakes they say. But overall this place is an insider's tip for most.

In this bakery you would find all sorts of people, of all ages, all genders, all sexualities. Everyone is welcome, you can do your own thing here, have a cup of tea and some cinnamon rolls, or just sit and type up your next essay, others would discuss their latest book and there’s always someone drawing in one of the quieter corners of the bakery. You can tell these people enjoy hanging out together. They know each other. They respect each other. They say hi, catch up, comment on the newest excellent baking creations. And these people come back here every day. They really love this bakery and their little community, right?

But then every other day, out of nowhere, the door flies open and some dude storms in. Looking pissed. Chest heaving from running or hyperventilating? I can't tell! Giving everyone a condescending once over while sweating profusely, then takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, remembering the words he came to say and yells “You f-king tin hats! You are delusional to think bread is real food! It isn't! But meat is! Everyone loves meat! They even say it in the tabloids. So stop making everything about bread! It's gross! You are nothing but a weird wheat cult! So f-k your cake! F-k your rolls! F-k your scones! F-k your little delulu café!”. Before anyone can say anything, he quickly turns on his heels and runs off.

And you know what happens next? Exactly. Nothing.

Because you see, what’s left is really that we all observed a dude making an absolute ass of himself. Who literally ran into a bakery of all places to express his love for meat? Demanding a bakery to stop doing what a bakery is there for just because he loves meat. Pretty dumb, don't you think?

Nothing about this dude's behaviour made anyone here think "Oh I gotta try out the butchery down the road because meat sounds really damn delicious and the people consuming it are super nice!". Nope. Instead I appreciate my little peaceful bakery even more. I love the community so much more.

If it wasn't clear yet, the dude was you. So excuse me, while I'm going to sip on my big "Sweet Creature Latte" and munch on a "Dagger Croissant" because you just made a fool out of yourself.

PS: You know what's the saddest part?

This dude ran out the door, stopped around the corner, then slowly snuck back, is now freezing outside just to creep through the window in hopes his performance had made an impact. Because you, dear anti, really read until here…

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Harry photographed by Cal Aurand

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What the fuck was the entire MITAM promo?! I mean every single event they both looked just gorgeous and all the next to you and little things and gahhhh.... I literally can't handle when I think about it for too long.

they were GLOWING OK?!

AND WE DIED EVERY! SINGLE! TIME!

AND THEY WERE SO FUCKING EXTRA!

AT LONDON SESSIONS TRYING TO KEEP IT COOL ABOUT HOW THEY FIRST MET! PLS!

REMEMBER WHEN THIS TOUR DIARY CAME OUT AND WE ALL COLLECTIVELY ASCENDED TO ANOTHER LEVEL OF LARRIE CONSCIOUSNESS?!?

“YEAH IT DOES”. WHAT THE FUCKENING…. FUCK LOUIS!!!

“ANYTHING TO ADD HARRY?!?” YES I HAVE SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE TO ADD! FUCK BOTH OF YOU!

THE NOSE SCRUNCH OF FOND! I DIE!

WE GET IT HARRY! HE’S FUNNY! WE GOT IT! GOD.

Favorite HL moment?

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Then and Now: Stripes Edition