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Basic rules of wrestling
Basic rules of wrestling…….
Always giggle your big bulge while facing down your opponent, particularly if you’re as hairy chested and big bulged like Dirty Dick……..
When you have one bearded dude against another bearded dude and it’s time to show everyone who is the best beard, never stop at one knee drop to the balls……..always go twice!!!!!
Always find time to do 2 on 1 against your opponent in a tag team match…….
…..always!!!!
Yank on his hair while you choke him with your big muscle arms…….
On a nice day, always practice sparring with your buddy…….
Or just drop him to the grass and scissors choke him especially if you’re shirtless and he’s in a fuckin tank top……you’re a dude, go shirtless on a sunny day!!!!
Always shove his dirty sweaty pre cum stained speedo in his mouth……
……..then stomp on his face for a total show of dominance!
Get the audience involved……
Never listen to the ref, it’s your match, do what the fuck you want!!!!
Always pull a wedgie as high as possible…….
…..for maximum humiliation and pain!!!!
Always grab a hold of his hair to keep him on his knees……where he belongs…..
….and yank on it when you want him back on his feet!!!
Always go…….
….for the fuckin balls!!!!!
After you smother pin him and he taps……
Choke him out…….
Then shove his speedos in his mouth!!!!!
When the older opponent camels and fishhooks and rakes your face…….
Return the favor when you regain control!!!! And choke him while grabbing his bulge!!!!
When wrestling in your surfing board shorts, shirtless, under the sun, on the sand, while your gym buddies watch, always smile for the camera and do whatever to takes to humiliate your buddy…….you want to be known as the champ!!!!
When you have your younger opponent down on the ground and ready to give up, crank him back in a sleeper camel…..knock him out, don’t accept the tap!!!!
Always make him lick the sweat from your bulge……
When he goes for your nip……and watch his expression……
……go for his!!!
Always yank on the hair when you go in for an erotic close kiss while working his belly……
Then smother your bulge in your face……
Always grab a hold of his face with your full hand when you go in for a corner make out session…….
Always flex and make him look right at your arms……then you should spit in his mouth…….really show your ownership of him……
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Pissed!!!!
Above, Eliot EverHardt is pretty pissed and doesn’t waste any time working Axel, who is still pulling off his sneaks. Eliot just struts over, chair in hand and smacks the dude in the back!!!!
Barefoot and in shorts, he pulls Axel’s tights off and leaves him in socks and his briefs, choking him and what looks like humping his head. Pissed and hot!!!
Dio Characi seems pretty pissed at Steve Mason as he digs a fist into the dude’s gut, grinding it in there while holding his arm behind him to keep him still……
…..then buries Steve in his pit…..
….the slathers Steve’s stubble with his bare foot!!!!
I guess Dio gives Steve a chance to ease how pissed he is, as he lets Steve take each of those nips into his warm mouth……
Tyson looking extra hot as he’s extra pissed, having tied his opponent to the ropes then clawing those pecs and nips to let out all his aggression!!!!
Same with Derrick….no mercy, just pissed off manhandling of pecs and nips……
What happens when you’re small Joey McCoy and try to humiliate bigger Dax Carter on the mats???
You just end up pissing off the guy and he triples the punishment like this……
Bad for Joey…….GREAT for us!!!!! Which applies anytime someone is pissed as little cutie Joey……
A vicious knee from Gabe Steel to Scrappy’s head shows just how pissed Gabe is……. Scrappy on his knees, not sure what is going on, then Gabe just grabs a hold of the dude’s head, lowers it while raising his knee and BOOM…..
Dude isn’t playing……..
Joey Nux always looks pissed……and hot as a result……
Yah…..beg Karn, plea to Joey….but don’t it’ll make a difference……
…..told you!!!!!
Joey is finally smiling……..
Karn is pretty sexy with those tats, beard and that bit of fur on his chest and pits……
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