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Theatre of Death (1967)

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its munday so i’ma post this video from my Instagram :^) he/him!

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listens to The Godfather soundtrack to get me in a cioccolata mood

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ROLLING, ROLLING, ROLLING. “THE CAMERA’S ROLLING, SECCO! We’re shooting a colored cinema film titled ‘HOOKER HORRORS!’. in a low but-not-too-low quality production piece. The colors are slightly muted but have a great emphasis on REDS. I’ve picked a brunette actress so I could mold her into the exact replica of SOPHIA LOREN. I’ve surgically enlarged her eyes and copied Sophia’s beautification routine so I could get a great match. BUT IF SHE KEEPS FUCKING CRYING HER MASCARA IS GOING TO GET EVERYWHERE. Secco, if you make her stop I promise you three               NO, FOUR MORE TREATS TONIGHT!”  //  @wait-a-seccond

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a little headcanon i’ll elaborate on later: cioccolata enjoys making his victims in his films very attractive like old Italian stars. He’ll implant different colored hair into their scalps or change their eye colors surgically or perform plastic surgery on them like nose jobs and lip injections, sometimes he’ll tear out their teeth so he can put in perfectly straight white ones in. His favorite movies are Life Is Beautiful and Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key, basically kind of sad/horror, serious, long and famous old films. he shoots with a colored camera but it’s very low-quality kind of like how the Guinea Pig film Devil’s Experiment was shot just because it’s kind of his aesthetic. He really likes zooming on the faces of his “stars” to see the kind of despair their suffering from, to see their agony seep from their pores. he’s into little details like the lines when they frown, how tight they shut their eyes, how they open their mouth to scream, twitch their eyes, etc. he wants all that on camera because he just loves raw emotion. and what’s better than acting? real emotions in real scenarios. he loves elaborate situations and directing them. he loves concepts, and he’s actually really big with romance in his films too. He likes adding a romantique atmosphere and is a little inspired by French films but mostly Italian theatre. Little things i wanted to jot down while i watched the guinea pig films. 

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                                                   IT'S  THE   MOODY   YUKAKO,                                                    THE      SHITBAG      JOSUKE,                                                    AND   THE   IDIOT   OKUYASU.                           ALL PEOPLE WITH WHOM I HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

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“Hmmm! What a pretty girl you are! Would you like to be the STAR of my newest film? YOU’VE GOT SUCH A PHOTOGENIC FACE, AFTER ALL!”  //  @baphobarbie

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“HAVE YOU BEEN TO ITALY BEFORE? IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME SEEING IT? Italy is my hometown, I have many fond memories here. ( FOR EXAMPLE, WATCHING THE SCREENPLAYS ON MY TV OF MILLIONS DYING WHILE I DANCE IN THE CARNAGE. I WAS ESPECIALLY FOND OF WOMAN’S DEATHS. HOW THEY SLIPPED THEIR DEATHS INTO SOMETHING SILKY AND SVELTE; LIKE A NIGHTGOWN. IT DIDN’T MATTER WHOEVER WAS DYING, IF I WATCHED IT I ALWAYS GOT SOME PLEASURE FROM IT. IT NEVER MATTERED. WHETHER I PUT MY PENIS IN THE EMPTY SOCKET WHERE AN EYE SHOULD BE OR EJACULATED ON A PILE OF SPILT ORGANS I ALWAYS ENJOYED MYSELF. THAT WAS THE BEAUTY. AND I WOULD BE ABLE TO RELIVE IT AGAIN AND AGAIN THE MORE I WATCHED IT... ITALY WAS MY HOME ).  There are many wonderful sights in Italy. Perhaps you can tour on the gondola in the Muranos, or drink some of the finest Montepulciano d'Abruzzo... I have a magnificent idea! Let me record your moments in Italy so you can cherish them forever! Now, go up those stairs, and SMILE FOR THE CAMERA! ”  //  @heavenaire

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me, looking at obscene and violent gory images: now THIS is the kind of content I signed up for

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“DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT TICK, TICK, TICK?!”

His eyes stab menacingly at Kira before swiveling back to the clock on the wall.

TICK, TICK, TICKING.

Cioccolata slams his fists against the table, letting out an enraged roar. “I DESPISE THAT INFERNAL NOISE! I hate how the clock is designed to constantly keep ticking, even when things are left ULTIMATELY FINISHED! And even as it ticks for eternity, time is never forgiving! IT’S MOCKING ME ALMOST! I’m always busy, with studies, with art, with cinema. I haven’t shot a new film in WEEKS! I suppose I can blame that on my lack of muse. I haven’t been feeling really inspired lately...”

 He crosses his legs, his eyes looking wistfully at a syringe containing a mysterious liquid before refocusing back on Kira’s handsome visage. “But at the same time, I’m inspired by everything I see! Look, even with that mangy RAT skittering around I’m filled with ideas! I see a setting, a landscape... A shaggy room with no windows, black and vindictive. There’s a girl laying on an operating table, she has your color hair, pretty thing, very charming... The entire room is infested with RODENTS, crawling from the holes in the walls. I grab three things: a rat, a scalpel, and a torch. I slice open the woman’s vagina, and I SHOVE THE RAT INSIDE. Then I take the torch and light the entrance on fire and close it up completely. THE RAT WILL DO ANY MEANS OF ESCAPING, SO IT’LL EAT IT’S WAY OUT. Maybe I’ll shove more up there or burn her corpse, but it’s very similar to the method of RAT TORTURE like they did in the old ages. It’s something interesting most people haven’t experienced. I think it’d look great on camera too.” He clicks his tongue. 

“WELL? WHAT DO YOU THINK?” He cries impatiently. “It’s a very good idea. It’s going to look wonderful on my TV screen. And, if you want, you could be in it as well! A path to stardom, think about it. I’m not some CHEAP MOVIE PRODUCER. I put an effort into my workings, of course. You’ll be paid handsomely, and maybe when it’s finished, I’ll give you a fresh copy of my newest production.”  //  @moriohkills

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starter call with no cap and probably going to be extremely gross :)

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GOOD, GOOD, GOOOOOOOOD!!

This is an independent, HEAVILY private and selective CIOCCOLATA of JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE PART 5: VENTO AUERO.  Heavily inspired by the JAPANESE GUENIA PIG FILMS, GUROTESUKU,  TUMBLING DOLL OF FLESH, and other disgusting, gory, snuff-related movies. GRAPHIC GORE WARNING! If you’re interested in interacting with everyone’s favorite snuff-loving doctor you can like or reblog this and I can check out your blog! :^) 

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tag dump

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“STEADY, STEADY! KEEP THE CAMERA STEADY, SECCO, YOU MISERABLE DOG! This will be my best film so far! WATCH, SECCO, HOW IT CAPTURES THE WOMAN’S INTESTINES SPILL FROM THAT GASH YOU MADE THROUGH HER STOMACH! Watch, Secco, watch... Watch how the anesthetics are wearing off, and how she’s slowly growing conscious. DO YOU SEE THE DESPAIR WASHED OVER HER FACE, SECCO? DO YOU HEAR HER BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAMS? HOW HER BODY WILL SOON BEGIN TO GROW MAGGOTY AND ROTTEN?This! This... This is it! A true master of cinema! The way you’re slicing her arm in slivers, Secco, it’s magnificent! I LOVE IT! After we’re done drilling her teeth in, you can have THREE more sugar cubes, Secco! This is good! GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD!” 

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Guinea Pig: Flowers of Flesh and Blood/ ギニーピッグ2 血肉の華

When her bright red blood starts to creep voluptuously and creature-like onto her white skin, like blossoms of blood and flesh blooming in a sea of red, truly a dazzling and intoxicating rapture.

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Me: *looks at crime scene pictures while having lunch*