Beatrix Potter
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In 2019 we are
eating more soup
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“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”
How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.
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mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods
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This is my kitty cat. This is his kitty fat. It goes PAT-PAT-PAT.
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*Gets out of bed like draugr get out of coffins in Skyrim.*
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alright fuck you guys this is gold
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goodnight may the spirits of all the stuffed animals youve ever owned protect you in your sleep
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Commission for Khet! y’all already know I love them muscular demon ladies
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me whenever i hear a girl with a deep voice talk
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itd be fucked up if todd howard was real
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We Censored This Cat’s Penis To Prove A Point
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