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To the ant that bit me on my penis

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who up dragoning their dungeon

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art is when an anime character is drawn by a human being and put on an acrylic keychain. degradation of the human soul is when the anime character is created by a piece of software. when something other than an anime character is drawn . . . ? i don't know about that one. i don't know about that. seems like the kind of thing that could be art possibly but i'd need to know a little bit more of the political stances of everyone involved with the ordeal before i can make my decision.

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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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they're called draconian laws because they were instituted by a cute dragon girl with cute lil horns and a big cute tail and an unbelievably harsh sense of justice

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Agender bug dragon.

Happy pride!

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Hello to you, 

I am so sorry to bother you, but I am the Fragrantica user, Sopping Wet Hog. Well, I was until I was banned from the website today. I would include a screenshot of the message that appeared when I attempted to login which stated that I had been banned for "Spamming reviews with nonsense" but alas, I am too stupid and dumb to attach an image to this message. 

I came upon your Tumblr and was delighted to find that people had been sharing and enjoying one of my reviews which included a brief retelling of the time I was nearly married to the stone-hearted, crabapple-faced Grunip. I found this heartening, to say the least. I would like to thank you and your audience for taking the time to read, share, and appreciate my work. 

Additionally, I wondered if you or any members of your audience might be compelled to write the panjandrums at Fragrantica and petition for my release from the internet shackles in which they have me currently bound. I have already done so myself, but I thought maybe, with a little luck, they might take pity on my wretched corpse if a few people kindly requested that my account be reinstated. I know this is a whole lot to ask, but if anybody reading this sentence would like to send an email to the moderators at password@fragrantica.com and request the reinstatement of the Sopping Wet Hog account, I would be forever grateful. 

Additionally again, I would like to ask if you, or anybody, might have any suggestions where a poor pauper like myself might be able to share their honest, unbiased perfume reviews without fear of having their account deleted. Fragrantica clearly does not take kindly to those of my ilk. 

Thank you again so very much. I hope you never die. 

how dare they call your marriage with gurnip "nonsense". Fragrantica warriors grab your perfume

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MAMA BEAR WILL PROTECT YOU

UK PETITION TO LIFT THE BAN ON PUBERTY BLOCKERS

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go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

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poke plushies

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interview with angelocaris

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today's bug thing is this giant beetle sculpture!