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boys night

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Happy Mother’s Day!

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Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

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random house memes

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coelacanth my truest friend <3

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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happy mother's day to wire mother. no one understands her like I do

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

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she said hi sorry do you mind if i give birth in your boat real quick

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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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“If this book should ever reach Mina before I do, let it bring my goodbye.”

i forgot about this line. god literally two days in and jonathan is already fearing for his life !!!!! he doesn’t even know the true horrors that await him but he knows something is wrong :(

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Baby pelican👎

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a little froggy - commissioned work