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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself lying in a familiar ballpit
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I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-) The original post is by iraffiruse.
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My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.
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BUT WHAT DOES CHEEKY NANDOS *MEAN* IT HAS TO HAVE A MEANING
mate it’s hard to explain mate it’s just like one day you’ll just be wif your mates having a look in jd and you might fancy curry club at the ‘Spoons but your lad Calum who’s an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like ‘brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead.” and you’ll think “Top. Let’s smash it.”
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# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB
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An homage to fictional wizard and witches except fuck JK Rowling
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by nishihiku
art republished with artist’s permission
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