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orochimaru was lame AF for being so evil like that
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yugi: *draws a card*
me: it’s gunna be dar-
yugi: DARK MAGICIAN
me:
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no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks
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no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me
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if punk is dead explain to me why i am right here
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love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch
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“you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to”
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
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Hearing “I’m so proud of you” when you feel like you aren’t doing enough really does lift a lot of weight off of you.
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Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God
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Glass pen and glow ink drawing. Via Peter Draws.
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‘Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?’ ‘She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.“ - Caleb Followill (from Kings of Leon)
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