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so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane

dont talk to me im counting gravel

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did a thing with @error707-thatdude . fae spent terrifyingly long editing it so everyone here is legally obligated to read it Now.

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*Puts brief case down on the table and takes off glasses very seriously* “So about that AU we discussed that one time.”

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who up missing they friends #myfriends

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me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

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I love a character raised to be a weapon as much as the next guy. But what really gets me is a character raised to be a shield. Who can’t fathom being needed—or even being wanted— beyond keeping others safe. Who believe they are alive only to insure someone doesn’t die. no matter the cost. Characters who self-sacrifice not because they think they deserve it, but because no one else does deserve it, and it’s their job to protect.

Characters who’ve been told that’s why your important. Your worth something because this other person/ thing is important, and you are here solely to keep them safe.

Bonus points if it’s not a legitimate job they’ve been given. Maybe at one point it was, but now that they are free from it, they haven’t given up that mentality. No one is forcing or asking them to do this, but they need to. They need to in order to be deserving.

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Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:

“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”

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happy pride month to it/its pronoun users ily

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

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*starts tweaking on the floor*

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you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends

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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever

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yeah okay "character whos powers get triggered when theyre extremely angry or annoyed" is cool and all but i will ALWAYS be a sucker for "characters whos powers get triggered by extreme sadness/grief/depression/guilt and their powers are destroying everything around them and they are just sitting in the center of everything, fully disconected from reality, tears dripping down their face, blankly mumbling apologies yet unable to stop the destruction and theyre causing to the people around them"

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i love when ppl draw elias bouchard wearing like anachronistic ass emerald green waistcoats and a monocle in their fanart bc it makes s1 so much funnier to think about. like you know what? yeah actually if i was jonathan sims and my fucking freak of a boss dressed like that and did an evil monologue voice at all times and paid me to read ghost stories in his basement all day, i would also probably be like "yeah this is a deeply unserious job and i am the only normal person here. sick paycheck tho" and then clock the fuck out without ever thinking about those fuckass statements again!! like what are we dunking on him for!! who would chalk that up to anything other than "my weirdass boss has clearly taken his eccentric edwardian magician LARP too far but goddamn if that check doesn't come in every month"