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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

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five nights at the museum.... inspired by this tweet

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ITS HERE YOU GUYS

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cant believe they dropped this in the script then didnt even include it

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surprised I haven't seen this one yet

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Teddy: We’ve lost the tablet.

Larry: What?!? What do you mean you lost the tablet?!

Jedediah: We had it and now we don’t. Keep up!

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23 day: double date

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hello, my dear!

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Night at the Museum Characters as Things My Family has Said

Larry: "Why don't you crawl out of my ass and find a home somewhere else?

Teddy: "This is on the record. This is my political statement. I do not support "fuck you".

Sacajawea: "God is a dolphin."

Attila: "The coolest thing I've ever made is a breakthrough in counseling." 

Ahkmenrah: "We're just a slow burn fanfiction, that's all the world is."

Jedediah: "Well, he's not the sharpest knife in the shed, babe."

Octavius: "If I had known about polyamory in college I probably would've done it."

Laa: "Are you a hobophobic?"

Lancelot: "See, Lucina's sweet spot is at the base of her sword. Just like mine"

Amelia: "I'd be gay for you babe."

Ahkmenrah's parents: “Oh no, the juice! - It's funny because it sounds like I'm saying Jews.”

Kahmunrah: "I don't want to hurt him, I just want to shatter glass in his face."

Ahkmenrah: Octavius! I broke your boyfriend!

Octavius: He came that way

Jedediah: Shit monkeys!

Larry: Better than whiskey dicks!

Jedediah: Which apparently, I don't get…

Ahkmenrah: I used the word "Vesuvius".

Octavius: Mount Vesuvius?

Jedediah: Mount Voluptuous???

Nick: Laa would totally drink Hi-C with Moonshine

Larry: Laa would drink paint thinner with a cherry

Sacajawea: Teddy says three bad words: damn, hell, and shit

Larry: He doesn't say "ass"?

Sacajawea: No! That's not classy.

Larry: Well, neither is shit.

Ahkmenrah: Yeah, but you can have fancy shit, but you can't have fancy ass

Jedediah: Man, if they made lube that tasted like Krispy Kreme's frosting, I'd suck a guy's dick.

Octavius: They do. ;)

Jedediah: *blushing* That's gross, I wouldn't do that.

Larry: You know I'm a visual learner.

Ahkmenrah: Me too, show me your titties.

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If ancient Egyptians believed that the dead could view the world of the living through depictions of themselves does that mean Ramses II can see me when I watch Prince of Egypt

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cutie 🥺

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crash

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*joins the night at the museum fandom*

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museum boyfriend doodles 🏺🏜🏛

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Additional NATM doods

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Love is stored in the Pharoah