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"Dima, you're like a xylophone"

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bumblebee

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I have no idea how to adapt the wordplay into English...

"Get off the needle of social approval and sit on the devil's face" in Russian, "sit on a needle - сесть на иглу" is exactly to become addicted to the use, so here is a pun: sit on a needle = sit on the face

and actually the original image was a Reebok commercial :0

Woland: I'll be by your side until this nightmare is over

Master: But all this shit is happening because of you

the moment from the book where Woland trolled the barman

(12:05 a.m.)

Woland: Come on in! Don't be shy! Can I help you? :)

And again background information. In Slavic mythology people can not go into the banya after 12 o'clock at night, because at this time the banya is occupied by all the evil to wash themselves. Usually the main in the banya spirit-Bannik, which just and summons all the evil around. But there are variants, where instead of him in the bath sits the Devil. "You can even hear fascinating stories about how a man steamed in the banya at midnight and encountered a stranger there. And when this stranger left the banya, he left hoof prints on the ground after him, instead of the usual human footprints. "

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A gift for my friend based on her favorite movie "Rzhevsky vs Napoleon, 2012" (Corporal vs. Napoleon)

wiki

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(anti-anxiety pill)

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These characters have such a different aura

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A raccoon can't wash an egg

A raccoon cannot eat an egg when there is no water source nearby

stranger things in Limbo

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— How can I help you?

— Send me pictures of cute kittens with the inscription "we"

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— are you loafing?

— absolutely not

— Can I touch your hand?

— Yes, of course!

— Soon you can be like me

— yep *doesn't listen to him at all*

AU: Sergey is the trainer at the gym, and Chariton is his client