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Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

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aioli is such a fabulous word it's not every day you see vowels doing so much legwork

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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Jenny Bloomfield. Cats in the Meadow.

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Leonora Carrington (1917–2011) - “Surgeon”

oil and tempera on canvas, 1978

source

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Best cow at the show

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Propane tank pig family

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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