escapadeist
escapadeist
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escapadeist · 12 seconds ago
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“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women
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escapadeist · 2 minutes ago
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"that's oddly specific!" i live in a world of such detail it would melt your mind
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ryan’s genuine reaction to the creator of several history shows knowing something about history: :0
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escapadeist · 1 hour ago
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sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings
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escapadeist · 19 hours ago
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always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed
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escapadeist · 19 hours ago
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housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic
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escapadeist · 19 hours ago
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what you learn from hobbies:
consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine
making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential
activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them
wow everything is so expensive
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escapadeist · 19 hours ago
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'old friend' is about the homosexualest thing you can call somebody. you might as well be fingering them
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escapadeist · 19 hours ago
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i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog
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escapadeist · 19 hours ago
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Jane Austen, Emma
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Sufjan Stevens, Futile Devices
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Virginia Woolf, The Letters of Virginia Woolf
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Hozier, Shrike
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Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility
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Sierra DeMulder, Your Love Finds Its Way Back
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Nizar Qabbani
“What I feel for you can’t be conveyed in phrasal combinations; It either screams out loud or stays painfully silent but I promise — it beats words. It beats worlds.”
Katherine Mansfield
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escapadeist · 19 hours ago
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tmi stands for tell me immediately
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escapadeist · 19 hours ago
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when you click on the blog of someone who has you blocked and tumblr says “that isn’t anyone” im always like gaggggg that’s right they’re a nobody
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escapadeist · 19 hours ago
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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation
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