escapadeist
escapadeist
monachopsis
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XXIV |Bee| |she/her| |writer?| welcome to my... crumbled abode?
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escapadeist · 4 hours ago
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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!
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escapadeist · 4 hours ago
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this is actually legitness
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escapadeist · 4 hours ago
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t shirt that says if you do not give me written instructions i will kill myself
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escapadeist · 4 hours ago
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what's up with writers makign their troublemaker characters grow up to be cops instead of like. social workers
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escapadeist · 5 hours ago
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*drinks a coffee then falls asleep anyways*
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escapadeist · 5 hours ago
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escapadeist · 6 hours ago
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robot discrimination allegories are kind of tired and hard to do right but i do think theres smth interesting in exploring the themes of humanization and dehumanizion with androids. like customer service robots built to be humanoid while the worker drones aren't. how certain people may be more willing to empathise with a robot that looks like a white person over a real human being. would companies want to create androids that act as humanlike as possible in order to exploit customers empathy? or would they do the opposite in order to avoid questions about ethics and sentience? much to think about. much to think about.
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escapadeist · 6 hours ago
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escapadeist · 6 hours ago
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escapadeist · 6 hours ago
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escapadeist · 6 hours ago
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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*
me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-
bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die
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escapadeist · 6 hours ago
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the idea of a 21 year old being engaged is so scary. stay safe dont do that do yourself
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escapadeist · 6 hours ago
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you know i keep that mf thang on me
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escapadeist · 6 hours ago
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what the fuck
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escapadeist · 6 hours ago
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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?
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escapadeist · 6 hours ago
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escapadeist · 1 day ago
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